Hello I am Peter Jack. My priority in the workspace is optimizing efficiency, in a practical way. I bring structure to the office by supporting the foundation of growth, with my large personal skill set, that includes an extensive repertoire of practical means. These skills include, communication, writing, reading, optimization, and engaging. I have always had the mindset of tackling the problem from the root when it comes to business work projects. Getting down to the beginning, and cutting through the fluff. I’m reasonable, adequately intelligent, and very focused. In fact, I’d say my biggest weakness is my inability to do any wrong whatsoever in the workplace. I’ve won multiple employee of the day awards at my old job, the business factory, for my ability to keep pushing forward, and be a guiding light for all of my co-workers. My strategic strategizing brings balance to the office, and hope to the hearts of many. If you hire me, you hire efficiency and optimization. You hire the future of your company.
This is me and some of my PHd peers studying abroad in Göbekli Tepe to try to pin down the trimflu’s cure. We have 2 possible strains of ganja weeds that may save the lives of those infected with the vicious trimflu. We have discovered that a possible side effect of our cure is that you may get too stoned and join a jam band. Still figuring out how to mitigate this effect, as most members of our team are now stuck in committed jam bands. What a shame. Quiet piggy. A member if our team @e.grand_ has made some incredible discoveries in his research through making love to wild animals that seem to be unaffected by the trimflu. Ethan has already saved thousands of lives with his incredible love making abilities. That being said, we have much work to be done. As you can see during our studies we ran into some old friends and had some laughs. We also lost all of our funding and we may be stuck here indefinitely. I’ll keep you all posted with the trimflu virus research.
Hello all. I’ve been doing some deep research with some peers of mine about modern agricultural practice, since I have a PHD in Agriculture. I have been getting heavily involved in researching small scale cultivation methods to produce the most bomb ass herb to cure trimflu. Here’s some pictures of me researching some certified Marty. I was straight Fugwan chutsala geekington off that research shit. I was straight ripped off that fuggington. Anyways I’ll keep you all posted with my highly scientific and world saving research as we get closer to a cure for trimflu. God bless you all ❤️❤️
My deeper studies into agriculture after getting my phd are turning out to be quite fruitful. In fact, I now eat corn the long way. I just got over trimflu, and I’m feeling better. It was a good system cleanse/ detox. I consume large amounts of curcumin to reduce inflammation in my body, and to keep my blood clean. I am also in line to receive the Nobel peace prize because of my work on the study of the trimflu. We are developing a vaccine as soon as possible, and it will be ready in a month. Clinical trials will be unnecessary because we have really good funding. Fug. Frame frame. Trimflu. I’ll keep you all posted with more excellence things I do because I know for a fact that everybody cares about all of these things I’m up to like healing the world of trimflu
These photos are of me covered in peanut butter eating crackers in my truck. On any given weeknight, you are almost guaranteed to find me in my truck, consuming copious amounts of peanut butter and organic, seed oil free saltines. This is something I like to do to calm me down after spending long hours doing important things like forming my opinions on capitalism, picking a favorite flavor of olipop prebiotic soda, and thinking about Miles Gaydos @miles.gaydos in the nude. These are typical activities of an individual with a PhD in Agriculture. I am remarkably good at getting the perfect peanut butter to cracker ratio. It isn’t really a problem that my hands get all sticky, I’m used to that happening by now. Sometimes I pretend like I’m a baby and I rub the peanut butter all over my face. Peanut butter is very hard to get out of my hair. I’ll keep you all updated with my super tuff vibe
The first picture is my very expensive and established talent manager, “Trimfug”, telling me to get another paisley shirt. I have 1 paisley shirt that I have not washed since I bought it. I need more paisley shirts. If you happen to have, or know anybody who has a paisley shirt, please reach out.
The second photo is me shaving Kevin. Kevin likes when I shave him, it is part of our nightly routine.
I hope both of these photos are insightful to my personal life as a highly educated (Ag PHD) and very cool neat guy. I like that my followers know what I’m up to, and what my priorities are. Such as having a PHD and shaving Kevin. Thank you. I will continue to update you all. Thank you
Me and Chi Chi and Chisin and Jack Redulac and Mr Fatty and that dude from New Brunswick and others on extensive “Chisin Tour” with Frogs In Milk and Monopod
