✨Meet Spring✨
The Dark Lord.
Spring is strange and unusual, and possesses such a big love for cheese that he will do almost anything for his next fix. Other peculiar activities consist of screaming, peeling the skins from mushrooms and stealing Yorkshire puddings from neighbours bins.
Various names he may go by:
-Dingle
-Thang
-Demon
-PissFace
✨Meet LilBub✨
She can see dead people.
She’s a shy and timid puss who frequently skits around the land in harbour of souls to possess.
I believe she may be able to cast spells and I pray for her redemption.
Various names she may go by:
-Lil
-Lilly
-Bub
-BigButt
-Lilith
✨Meet autumn✨
The Slinky Malink whom has two bum holes due to the fact he wouldn’t stop licking an abscess. Creating the illusion of two ass holes.
This guy is a mad man and menace to society.
Various names he my go by:
-Slinky Malinky
-Ottis
-OtterMan
-WormBoi
-PusFace
✨Meet MoonPig✨
Devour of all things.
He is our lord and saviour (the Messiah)
He will spend his days roaming the halls, howling for his next feast. Bring him your sacrifices and feed him if you dare!
Various names he may go by:
-Mondschwein
-Piglet
-Iggle Piggle
-Bug
- My Son
✨Meet Summer✨
She’s a thug.
Lock your windows and doors,
because she will break into your home, fight your whole family and run off with any form of patisserie she can get her paws on.
Various names she may go by:
- SumSum
-BumShine
-CheekBone
-WhoreFace
