Manages to take all the joy, all the care, all the love, all the fun, all the thought she’s got, and gives it to our girls. And still finds time to swap outfits with me. I’m fully into you, @harri_harri . Our daughters bloom in your sunshine. I guess I’m saying… you’re the most beautiful woman in the world? As for the OG mum, my @janeecemaree — I owe you everything. Love you. Happy Mother’s Day to all the mums - mums of kids, dogs, cats; mums that almost were and mums that aren’t anymore; and people that have taken on the mother role. All of yez. It’s the most important gig in the world x
HIGH TIMES IN NY 👠
Deep thank you to all the peeps who brought it to life - many are tagged but so many more made it happen; you know who you are. Epic.
And while I was a being a pampered pony across the other side of the world, my @harri_harri took care of an energetic 4 yr-old, a sick 1 yr-old and a vomitous dog. She’s fucken incredible and I love the piss out of her.
1. Normal day, normal attire
2. My & Harri’s other spouse
3. Proof: not the same guy
4. Paddling madly
5. Finally: correct spelling
6. Now that’s a brooch
7. Fuck’s sake
It's happening. The third season of Colin From Accounts is officially in production.
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I know who I’m voting for Australian Bird of the Year.
Old Mate / Love of my Life stars in DMV which premieres on CBS tonight in 🇺🇸 (it’s coming to 🇦🇺 via Binge soon). She’s very funny and she’s girt by very funny peeps, so have a watch.
(And don’t worry Colin fans, she’s still writing season 3 with me, in between her big fancy US gig and being a mum and a wife. That’s why she’s got my vote. Plus she’s got beautiful plumage).
Democracy has never been more imperiled.
For the love of god… vote.
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PROUD BRO MO 🤴🏼
The TRUE performer in the family didn’t become an actor, he became a shit hot independent financial planner & author.
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He’s funny, he’s wise and, professionally, he is the definition of integrity.* which is why I trust him to manage my money — which I prefer to keep in dollar coins in an Olympic-sized swimming pool. Against his advice.
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Srsly but, my brother is the GOAT at this stuff. If you’re in the market, check out one of his books. Also, he’d never ask me to post about him cos he’s not that kind of guy. But too bad mate.
*Privately he is a scoundrel.
For my Harri, the biggest-hearted, spunkiest, funnest, thoughtfulest, sparkliest mum our two girls could wish for. They don’t know yet how lucky they are, or how loved, to have you as their CEO. I love the piss out of you. And for my Jan, my Mama Bear; I’ve got a pretty good idea how lucky I am to have you; I was born under a lucky star. And for all the mums, happy Mothers Day 2025 ❤️