Alert the press, J’healed 🌀. Dream big kids 🤠
He asked me if we had met before and I fought so hard the flirty Dominican urge to say “Only in my dreams papi”
Swipe for our humble beginnings.
Major: giving @jamesblake my ‘Retrograde’ friendship bracelet. ✨
Okay Berlin!!!! I’m coming to do my new Stand Up Comedy Work in Progress show—WHAT ARE YOU DOING AFTER THE ORGY? And I’m bringing friends!!!! This show is totally fun totally insane and totally sexual! Im talking about being a failed pornstar, a bad hooker, and the politics of Orgydom. I’m grateful that @meinfreundharveybar has generously let me bring the show to their venue!! And I’m also super blessed because my amazing and talented friends @palmapalacios and @konstantinos_comedy are gonna be performing with me! I cannot think of a better city, better venue, or better people.
It will be pay what you want with limited spots see you all there!
Big thanks to @dude_25______ for shooting the photo on the flyer!!! And @mariiiinamares for creatina this incredible flyer!!!
See u in Berlin whoress!!! 🍆💦😅😘😭🍆🫂😎😴😅😭
I am well aware that grief and loss make people uncomfortable. You never know what to say or do. Just accompany, listen, and don’t be a dck. Some people have taken the liberty to say that I must keep dating because it will “heal me” as if I’m broken (?) and it pissed me the f off.
My love story spans three continents, more countries than I care to list, lasting friendships all over the world, insanely romantic gestures, and a partnership most people wish they could experience once.
I don’t need to heal from anything because I am not a victim of some crazy tragedy. I am an (iconic) woman experiencing the incredibly painful and yet MOST NATURAL thing that happens in life. Its only true promise
Fin
Here’s a pic of when we first started dating, followed by a life photo dump.
Yes, it hurts. No, I’m not sad all the time.
#griefjourney
YOU BETTER STAY READY 😮💨 Palma’s Comedy Buffet #2 coming in HAWT🔥
After a fantastic premiere show I am psyched to present this delectable line-up.
Here are your main dishes for 17.05
Anshita Koul 🇮🇳 @anshitakoulcomedy
Steph DePrez 🇺🇸 @steph.deprez
Ayla Merino 🇲🇽 @aylamerino
Anna Beros 🇦🇺 @afberos
Hosted by yours truly, the iconic Brown Widow herself 🙂↕️🖤. Ticket link in bio 🎟️
Spread the word, bring a friend, see you then✨
#berlinberlin #berlinevent #comedyshowcase #femalecomic
What a beautiful night amiguis!
Thank you so much to everyone for coming to
🤠PALMA’S COMEDY BUFFET✨
And thank you to my hilarious talents of the night for delivering this all-you-can-laugh event.
Save the date for the next one 17.05!
📍 @rotbart_rixdorf
#berlinevents #comedyshowcase #englishcomedy
German friends I sincerely apologize for making you feel things. Das ist verboten 😭.
#germanmeme #latinosbelike #griefjourney #internationalfriends #griefsupport
Around this time 11 years ago we went on our very first date ✨
Thank you amor for introducing me to stand-up comedy, my every laugh and applause is yours too.🤍🎤❤️🩹♾️
Of course I got the news about your passing right before opening a show😅…
#griefjourney #smallwins #griefandjoy #griefandlove
✨NEW SHOW WHO DIS✨
Palma’s Comedy Buffet is cooking up a selection of top-shelf comedians for its premiere. Don’t miss out on this all-you-can-laugh event.
🍽️ On the menu
Bruno Mazzini 🇵🇪 @brunomazzinicomedy
Carmen Chraim 🇱🇧 @carmenita01
Konstantinos Natsis 🇬🇷 @konstantinos_comedy
Luize Beča 🇱🇻 @luizebeca
Hosted by yours truly — the Iconic Brown Widow herself🎤🙂↕️
‼️Free seat reservation through #linkinbio
#comedyshow #comedyshowcase #latinacomedian #comedyinberlin
✨Feb dump!
TWAS mine and my mom’s bday month, also Dominican independence month klk 🇩🇴, also I almost died from the highest fever of my career #overachiever , and because yet again grief was coexisting with all my joy. Cry, laugh, feel, and keep going.
Shows🎤, hugs, beans🫘, the moment, 🇨🇳🇩🇴 dinner, the real reason why @brunomazzinicomedy is friends with me, and other moments with 0 context.
Last pic used to be me and my friend group before I was saved
It’s been 5 months and I am still recovering amiguis. This was Nelly Furtado BUT it applies to most concerts I’ve been to
🖤❤️💛🇩🇪🖤❤️💛
So if you catch me yelling at someone at a concert, let me be j’annoying auslander as reparations.
#concerts #nellyfurtado #latinosbelike #dominican #riffing
15.01.26❤️🔥PREMIERE NIGHT GRATITUDE Hbf🤍🕸️
Sold out show ✔️
Standing ovation ✔️
The warmest and loveliest of audiences ✔️
Mi bombón @palomapalaciosc being there all the way from the motherland 🇩🇴✔️
Amiguis thank you so much for this incredible night. I wrote this show with my heart in my hand, and I cannot thank you enough for receiving all my vulnerability in this way.
Special thanks to @pablorodrest D’ lo mío for always being there, and rescuing me from outfit paralysis all the time.
GRACIAS to my incredible host @brunomazzinicomedy and the powerhouse @konstantinos_comedy for sharing the night with me. To @ohnicooo_ for being my one working neuron, and greeting everyone at the door. To my sister @nataliacgzz for her beautiful art and photography BOOK HER ASAP. To writing Tuesday sessions with THE Godmother @ladios_v who’s been at the heart of this story.
Thank you to @marcpotey and @_loomandstars_ my grief journey bffs 🤍.
Shoutout to @peterdomenie for all the perfect fits. Yes dress AND top. (Not sponsored 🙂↔️💘)
To my person, I hope you heard all the laughs and applause.
🤍08.09.90 - ♾️🤍
