How the night started vs how it's going (swipe to see) 🤣
If the 2nd slide isn't you after a night out, did you even go out? What is your after party fast food of choice?
#mcdonalds #imlovinit
Aight butt heads whats popin. You look so heckin wonderful rn like you are so beautiful and I really don’t know how people walk by you and resist the urge to hit on you 😘. Okay so my day I woke up today at 12:00 and was like kyle today is gonna be a good day. I stood up. I realized it was cold. I laid down in my bed and pulled out Netflix. I blinked and it was 4:30 🤨 how time gotta do me like that??? When I’m doing calculus hours feels like days. DAYS. BRUHHHH 😐. Yes imma bruh girl now (someone will appreciate that I just said that and to them you’re welcome). So now that my day has started at 4:30p I decided I needed my morning addiction fix so I hop into randy and curzoomed off to Starbucks💅. I got spicy coffee (iced quad shot with 4 pumps of white mocha in a grande cup((you’re welcome))) and grilled cheese and they made it just how I like it because some people in my life love me. Like actually if you make me Starbucks grilled cheese just the way I like it I WILL GET YOU PREGNANT! (45 sec butter up 45 sec butter down 15 sec butter up) don’t get any ideas 😏👶🏼. OH TAGENT... so after getting Starbucks I called one of the Starbuckses I went to in Oregon and asked if the most attractive boy I’ve ever seen was there. The guy on the phone was very confused but surprisingly helpful so imma call again Thursday to hopefully embarrass myself to him in person and maybe get his number 😗🙆🏼♂️. So after thattttt I got a very expensive smoothie at Jamba Juice and headed to lake Berryessa alone because I can. It was very cash money keep up the great work lake and speed the frick up Karen it’s a 55 you dumb 🐕. Now I’m home and retyping a rant I already typed. Oh yeah I already made a rant for today buttttttttt 🍑 just as I finished I decided to be social and it got deleted so 🤭😊. Okay I’m pretty sure that’s it also second day in a row of ranting. YES MAAM. imma go pass out now. BUT FIRST 😏(where my robros at) you are actually so awesome and if anyone says otherwise I will season my toes with taco seasoning and make that suck my foot because they’re actually so stupid. YOU ARE PEAKING. Keep getting that bread 🍞 I’ll rant yo beautiful 🍑 tomorrow. 😘
