Last weekend in Kankakee, Illinois 🏋️♂️
Confirmed Person of Size™ — verified by:
📉 Bloodwork
🩺 Doctor’s analysis
☠️ Lead paint in the air
♻️ A sprinkle of microplastics & forever chemicals
🍔 And 3.5 years of hyperprocessed romance courtesy of White Castle… which somehow added 50 lbs without asking.
Fun show, Illinois — you were almost worth the cholesterol spike. ❤️
#StandUpComedy #ComedianLife #QueerComedy #BodyPositiveHumor #MidwestComedy #GayComedian #ComedyShow #PersonOfSize #ChubbyAndProud #StandUpLife #ComedyInIllinois #OnlyFons
30 second opener from yesterday’s opener at Russo’s 🎤
Sometimes the first joke hits… so naturally I clipped it.
Tonight I’m back at Brewery Outre in Kalamazoo — honestly one of my favorite rooms to do comedy in.
Fantastic lineup tonight. It’s gonna be a blast 🍻
#KalamazooComedy #Comedy #StandUpComedy #ComedyReels #OnlyFons
Great show tonight at River City Saloon 🎤🔥
Presented Met Gala, fuel price, and political jokes while showing unjobbed DadBod Underbelly 😅🇩🇪🍻
Thursday : Ristorante Russo at 7:30 PM 🍝
#StandUpComedy #MichiganComedy #DadBod #GrandRapids #OnlyFons
A few jokes from tonight’s set at Unruly Brewery in Muskegon with Comedy Bits by RJN Comedy 🍻🇩🇪
Apparently my career path now includes:
• speedrunning meditation
• becoming a 350-pound sugar baby
• starting an OnlyFans called OnlyFons
• and getting drafted by the Anchorage Anxieties 🧠
Wednesday: Grand Rapids — River City Saloon, 9 PM.
Come watch a GER-MAN professionally process midlife confusion in public.
#StandUpComedy #GrandRapids #Muskegon #OnlyFons #ComedyReel
Last Thursday at Sit & Stay Winery in Kalamazoo got… weirdly honest 😅🍷
Post-nut clarity? Sure.
But have you tried pre-job clarity? 💀
Nothing like applying for a morally questionable job with great pay… and immediately wanting to bleach your entire résumé 🧼🔥
Tonight I’m in Muskegon — come see the full chaos live 👇
📍 Unruly Brewing
🕕 6 PM
#StandUpComedy #ComedyReel #LiveComedy #MidwestComedy #OnlyFons
Gas is $4.99… ⛽️
so I had to rethink my travel budget.
Riffed and filmed at Sit & Riff Mic in Kalamazoo.
Next show: May 6
Comedy at River City – 9 PM – Grand Rapids 🎤
P.S. Visual #Underbelly for all the chasers!
#standupcomedy #grandrapids #kalamazoo #comedy
Putting the joke back into job loss. 🎤
Great night at Brewery Outré in Kalamazoo. 🍻
Always fun room and awesome audience — and a strong lineup all around.
#StandUpComedy #KalamazooComedy #LiveComedy #ComedyLife #MidwestComedy
I don’t call for boycotts anymore… we already have too many. 😅
From container cars to McDonald’s — and somehow Ronald still stalks you back. 🍟👀
Throwback to TurtleCat Comedy 🐢🐱
That room was a blast in the best way.
📍 Tomorrow — 8 PM
Brewery Outré, Kalamazoo
#standupcomedy #kalamazoo #livecomedy #comedy #boycott
I lost my job…
and apparently got multiple jokes out of it 📉
This is from last Sunday — processing it the only way I know how:
on stage, oversharing to strangers.
Back this Friday at Brewery Outre — continuing the Corporate Trauma storyline.
#standupcomedy #jobloss #corporatehumor #grandrapids #comedy
Picture this: Love is Blind — Bear Edition 🐻
This is exactly the kind of chaos
I’m still stealing Netflix for.
See it live tomorrow at Sunday Night Funnies.
📍 Grand Rapids
🕖 7PM — Free Show
All info: (link in bio)
All Images by @beardance / @felixiefoto
#standupcomedy #grandrapids #tbru #comedy #bearsofinstagram
