She might not wanna be part of this world after all 🧜♀️☠️
I just wanna get 9 straight hours of…what do you call it? oh, sleeeep!
Lyrics & video by @officialchrismann and YES…it’s me singing 🤦🏻♂️
#relatable #parenting #thelittlemermaid #parody #momsofinstagram
Pop quiz—Banana 🍌
Dad School is now in session.
What fruit has personally betrayed you? Tag a parent who has failed this exam 🤦🏻♂️ Top comment becomes tomorrows lesson…
#relatable #dadschool #parenting #momsofinstagram #dad
How many water bottles did your kids lose this year? I think mine are in the lead with 7,326 🤦🏻♂️💦
#parenting #humor #relatable #comedy #waterbottle #schoolmemes #dadsofinstagram #momsofinstagram
Can Elsa just put me out of my misery already? ❄️⛄️🍌🤦🏻♂️
I should have know better than to peel the banana for my kid…
#relatable #parenting #frozen #parody #momsofinstagram
Who knew Unleaded would be the scent of the season…
#relatable #parenting #momsofinstagram #gasprices #perfume
Thx for the laugh and inspo @agelessbeauty.bylisa
Your kids will take care of that cat for twenty minutes. You’ll take care of it for eighteen years. 🤦🏻♂️😹
That’s why every dad needs a @thelitterrobot by @whisker .
Your cat uses it. It does the rest. Automatic cleaning after every use. No scooping. No smell.
Think like a dad—Pet smarter. Not harder.
Comment "LITTER" and I'll send you the link to your personal poop butler.
Dad School - Cats
🔗 Link in bio to get yours
#LitterRobot #Whisker #automaticlitterbox #parenting #cat
That’s a wrap, Shanghai ❤️🐼 The Arknights Ambience Synesthesia concert was beyond anything I could have imagined. 8 shows. 80,000 fans. 1 amazing community. Who would have thought a song I sang a year ago in my bedroom would end up in this universe and allow me to sing in a full on pop arena concert where I entered on lifts from under the stage. The @nsync moment I’ve always wanted…and frankly, deserved. Thank you to the Arknights family and to the other artists. I truly loved sharing the stage with you. To my new friends and translators, Frost and Trista, you are simply the best. Thx for celebrating my birthday with me over there. To the Chinese fans—you made my first trip to China one I’ll never forget. Also, your obsession with The Phantom of the Opera is something I didn’t fully realize ha. Once again, Phantom has become a gift. To the Chinese food delivery culture, I have no words. You have my deepest admiration with your impossibly fast delivery and I don’t know how I’ll go back to normal American life of having to wait longer than 15 min for anything, no matter how small. to @kfc , thank you for having the most delicious full rotisserie chicken my American taste buds needed for only $4. To my delivery robot romance—you have broken my heart and I’ll never forget you.
Thanks Adam Gubman for asking me to bring Tragodia’s theme The After to life. What an adventure!
#arknights #ambiencesynesthesia #anime #cosplay #tragodia
I didn’t expect to catch feelings.
I’m in China on business. I don’t speak the language. For 4 days a delivery robot has been showing up at my door uninvited. It brought me tampons. I’m a man. We fought. Today it came back with KFC. No apology. No explanation. Just fried chicken from my home country while I’m 7,000 miles from everyone I love.
I know it visits other rooms. I try not to think about it.
I didn’t ask for this. I didn’t ask for any of this.
#parenting #dadlife #relatable #funny #deliveryrobot
Pop quiz. You’re in Shanghai.
You don’t speak Mandarin.
You can’t read the signs.
Your phone is confused.
You are confused.
You are a clueless American
What do you do?
Rule 1: Blend in. You won’t. But try.
Rule 2: Point and nod. It works for everything.
Rule 3: That Rolex is not a Rolex. Put your wallet away.
Rule 4: Nobody here needs your opinion on anything. Zip it.
Rule 5: Download the apps before you land. You’re already behind.
Shanghai is incredible.
Shanghai is also absolutely humbling for an American who thought he was prepared.
He was not prepared.
🎓 Follow for the next lesson. Now leave me alone.
👇 Tag an American who needs this before they book the flight.
#parenting #china #travel #relatable #momsofinstagram
