Guys we’re really sorry, we’ve fucked up.
For our full, sincere apology. Please refer to the attached statement.
Thank you for your understanding during this difficult time.
Overview, INC
#sorry
Whoever has broken the printer, please confess. You all know how integral the annual bake sale is for our revenue and the flyers were supposed to go up yesterday.
Culture eats strategy for breakfast. At Overview, we eat two pieces of toast, one brown, one seeded, buttered both sides (taste hack) marmite, peanut butter, no crusts, cut into soldiers, no egg. What do you eat for breakfast to ensure maximum productivity?
#breakfast
Workplace professionalism is the key to good culture.
No bean bags. No nap pods. No snack breaks. And definitely no fucking around in the lift. Instead:
Politely ask, ‘How was your weekend?’
Laugh at your founders jokes.
Clap furiously at the quarterly finance review.
Failure to maintain these standards will result in the following procedure.
A strongly worded email.
A 3 day corporate education and awareness course.
A second, more strongly worded email.
Many thanks,
HR.
Dear creatives, please note that due to ongoing economic & financial pressures, all designers must now undertake the responsibilities of 5 different employees.
You are now required to fulfill the services of designer, animator, copywriter, strategist, HR, receptionist and lobby boy.
If you have any questions, please contact your line manager through the appropriate process.
Due to Covid 19, this process may take up to 3 years.
Yours,
Management
#creativity #life
Dear esteemed followers,
For far too long we’ve relied on unreliable creativity.
Unpredictable. Unscalable. Un-measurable.
Unfortunately, this is not what the future requires. Creativity does not fit on a spreadsheet. And therefore, it does not exist.
It therefore gives me immense pleasure to announce that the future of branding is just around the corner.
A different kind of agency.
Sharply dressed. Hierarchical. Automated.
Welcome to the office.
Please sign in your umbrella.
Design studio @officeofoverview is hiring a Senior Designer in London, United Kingdom.
Level: Senior
Salary: £50,000 - £55,000 / year
Contract: Full-time
Visit our link in bio to find out more and apply.
Upper middle management is calling. Apply now. Hit the link. We are an equal opportunity employer and welcome applications from all backgrounds. No 80s yuppies please, but if you drive a Saab 900 turbo, it wouldn’t hurt.
#officeofoverview #design #thebrandidentity #job #londonjobs #designdirector
