I was walking down the street and an older woman stopped me to chat. The conversation went like:
Her: Do you speak English?
Me: *nods yes
Her: Are you a believer?
Me: *nods yes
Her: Well you’ll have to forgive me because I have committed a sin.
Me: *confused asf
Her: I am jealous, I am jealous of you because of how beautiful you are.
Both: 😂😂😂
Key West owes me nothing lol
