Sarah Farron

@mudkipmcgee

brb having a conniption
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Weeks posts
gluten is a power I cannot be trusted with
66 7
1 month ago
she deez on my nuts til I come up with a new bit
52 2
4 months ago
Medli turns 11 today!! Comment 'Happy Birthday Medli' to be absolved of mortal sin
44 15
5 months ago
wish I could tell little Sarah that she'll get to play Minecraft at work 🥹
99 17
5 months ago
What's a guy gotta do to find a boyfriend-free girl around here
59 7
6 months ago
leave only footprints, take only rocks xx
72 17
11 months ago
its Halloween somewhere!! 🤪😏👻
45 1
1 year ago
Do you think mothman would like me
60 4
1 year ago
POV I'm dying. Me when I'm deathmaxxing. This is so ghostcoded. Guys I'm literally deadpilled rn
101 16
1 year ago
I ran a trivia night and I didn't ask ANY questions about bugs. Not ONE. I didn't test if anyone knew mantids are the only bugs with 3D vision. It took everything in my power to leave out questions about dragonflies being the most efficient killers of any animal, bug or otherwise. I bravely omitted queries regarding locusts, and how they're just grasshoppers that get bigger, hungrier and hornier when they swarm. And I CERTAINLY didn't ask any questions about the fact some people call woodlice chiggy pigs. AMA
55 13
1 year ago
I am Magical Girlie Muscle Princess™️, Wrestling Guardian of Love and Friendship ✨🤩💖 Ever since my father was fatally suplexed by an evil wizard 🧙‍♂️💀🥺 I've fought to prove the real championship belt is the friends we make along the way 🥰🫶🌚
66 15
1 year ago
Wait, you DON'T use Nivea's Pomegranate Shine Lip Balm? Uhh... Sorry, you can't sit with us 🫣😒 (we'll make an exception for the birthday boy @crjdos )
51 1
2 years ago