10/10 recommend dressing up as Diane Keaton and gathering all your friends for a table reading of The Family Stone script this holiday season 🎄💍
(truly so grateful for a crew who indulges me in such silly, stupid shenanigans 🥹)
FINALLY, Sweata Weatha🧣☕️ It’s about time. Finally. Sweata Weatha. Thank Gawd. Have a glass of wine. Have two glasses of wine. What do I care? The whole world’s gonna blow up. Happy Halloween from these Bronx beauties, Betty Caruso and Jodi Dietz. #SNLoween
Time for a ‘tini after a full decade @hunterprny this week 🍸 It’s been a 10-year whirlwind as my lil post-college gig ballooned into a big boy career marked by some of the best brands and people in the ✨biz✨
Hard to believe, but I guess time flies when you’re taking calls that could’ve been an email.
Feeling a little sentimental, so here’s a lil look back at some self-indulgent highlights ✌🏻
🐽 Driving a pig golf cart (complete with a horn that oinks) through the campgrounds of a NASCAR racetrack
🤢 Launching Bethenny Frankel’s Skinnygirl cold cuts (DO NOT TAG HER! It was as successful as you’d think.)
👠 Recreating the full cast of Sex and the City (pre-Che Diaz - spoiler alert)
🥓 Sharing a hotel room at a crisp 52°F with a bacon sculpture of a baseball mascot
🍠 Randomly touring a sweet potato canning facility (almost blocked this from memory tbqh)
💖 Getting a visit from Karen on Bring Your Parents to Work Day
inaugural voyage to Islay absolutely kilt it 🏴🥃
(not a bad work trip for someone who got their start publicizing bacon in a pig-shaped golf cart at NASCAR races)
rat girl summer (n.) scurrying around the streets at all hours of the day and night, snacking to your heart’s delight, and going to places you have no business going to
twas a good run ✌🏻 263 days until the next one
