Miguel de Sísto

@mongeeese

Memes • Comedy • @hilarity ———-——~ Some of the funniest sh*t you’ve ever spleen

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The runners were all wearing shorts that were too small for them, which led to a tight finish.

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29 days ago

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Bubble boy was talked to in the arena because the pillows were yet to be comfortable with beans @sistosterone 😂

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4 months ago

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I went to the store to buy 6 cans of Sprite but accidentally picked 7 up

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7 hours ago

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The hostage said he couldn’t stay on the phone long because he was tied up at the moment.

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8 hours ago

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I used to have a passion for selling computer parts, but then I lost my drive.

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10 hours ago

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When the ditch-digger quit, he told his boss, “Take this job and shovel it!”

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11 hours ago

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The wolf tried to sing, but he didn’t know howl.

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1 day ago

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Arachnophobia is so wrong. Just let spiders get married.

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At the party, the drunk optometrist made a spectacle of himself.

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When the freezing rain hit me, it hurt like hail.

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The girl quit her job at the donut factory because she was fed up with the hole business.

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The math teacher in the unheated room is cold and calculating.

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