There has been ALOT of growth on here over the last couple of weeks so I thought a little get to know me, pinned to the top of my page, would be helpful. Helpful for new people that are wondering whether it is worth following me but also helpful for any brands that might be interested in working with me. Promise to update my stats monthly xox
This outfit had me walking around like I was CEO of the resort and just needed to ācheck on a few things.ā
However, my self-appointed CMO still needs a little work as she spent most of her shift demanding gourmet buffet snacks and eating her body weight in pineapple.
Jacket @nextofficial
Shoes & Bag @marksandspencerstyle
Co-Ord @asos
Can confirm @mollymcssingingpub is 10/10 for a feral girls day out. The staff MADE the day. The addition of random wigs also contributed to one of the best days out Iāve had in a long time. I really love my idiot mates xxxxx
Not entirely sure why I put myself through this as Iām not even convinced Nanny Carol has even used Siri before but to be clear, she asked to have it set up š
Q3 of life ā completed š«
9 months in, 9 months out š«¶š» (*disclaimer* she absolutely did not serve her full sentence and opted for early release, which feels very on brand for her.)
This quarter we started solids (mostly wearing them rather than eating them), guzzling water like itās going out of fashion, popped our first tooth, and very much found our voice⦠which is loud, opinionated, and usually directed at me.
Still the happiest little thing in every room ā either giving the biggest smiles or the most aggressive RBF, never really an in-between. Equally either the best dressed person I know, or looking like youāve been styled by a mother with absolutely no business making fashion choices.
You are cheeky, nosey, full of personality, and keeping us firmly on our toes. Watching you grow is equal parts magic and emotional damage š„¹
Very lucky, very soppy, send help š
Itās a shame really because the house has so much potential šš„¹ but yeah, here is a reminder that not every house is picture perfect. Mine certainly is not.
I should probably start thinking about curbing the shopping addiction now that SMP has me on the floor but hey ho. This was too good to resist! āØ
Can I pull this off?