Second time around. Not exactly serving Ursula in spirit here but was stoked on looking hot and having the energy to leave the house two nights in a row for something other than doctor’s appointments. But damn, painting your skin purple really brings out the Hag undertones in your teeth.
Measuring in at 6 inches in length sans tail, and an impressive ~8.5 inch girth, Kermit is fresh off his mama’s back and ready to live life to the fullest. He took up residence about a week ago, and I hope he sticks around and continues to thrive. Tina, his predecessor, lived in and around my garden for a little over two years - a long life for a possum. I love that my favorite city animals feel safe and welcome in my garden. 🥰😭🥰
FIESTY FORTY. A) Mutual admiration society. B) A multitude of Mollys. C) I don’t need no man to buy me diamonds, I’ll buy them for myself, thanks. D) Steak and friends.
The only reason I’m posting this is to lure in dating app prospectives with A) proof of recent photos, B) the suggestion I am in ownership of breasts, and C) just a touch of haughty lesbian moxy. #marketing
First good slice I’ve had in years. Molly - 0. Tin can art project - 1. MVP goes to my hard gel mani for keeping all body parts attached and where they aught to be.
