HOLA!! Me llamo Nada😎 Oh whoops, forgot Liam doesn’t speak Spanish. Hello everyone! My name is Gretchen, and I have a favor to ask. My grandma is coming into town for dinner this upcoming Sunday at nationals, and I have told her that I have a significant other. Please help me out: (970) 456-7797.
About me:
Looking for someone that loves the Middlebury Land Trust and will literally only speak to me in Spanish. Smooth throws, smoother conversation. I literally hate April Fools Day pranks. I will paint you a bug.
Interests:
- Wearing nightgowns
- Playing the violin
- Performing witch magic on my enemies
- Going to weddings dressed as a little kid
- Saying no to sunscreen
- Pretending to be on the track team
Has someone recently tried to convince you to get up at 4 am to go skin the snowbowl? 🎿🛏️Or rip a quick 30 miles on that sweet gravel, 🚴♀️do a lil backpacking trip 🎒⛰️, a dip in the gorge 🤿 🌊and then make it back in time for your 8:15? 📚It was probably our very own lily “cogs” coglagjn. You heard it hear first folks. This girl does it all. Even catch her in atty w the prez himself.🕴️ Or mogging all of mgp with her fishing abilities in jank Florida ponds. 🎣 But most of all, we like to see her out on the frisbee pitch where she cuts like nobodies business 🧳and has been known to absolutely lock down even the slipperiest of cutters 🔒. You may be wondering about her nickname. ⚙️Does it originate from her last name that no one can spell? Or because she likes to pedal her coggy bike up and down college street? Who knows. All we know is that without this “cog” the prankster machine could not run ❤️
Meet Ella “widdy” Widmyer - What? You’ve heard about me from ultiworld already? Yeah, they’ve been a bit obsessed lately. I’m a U24 player and U20 cap, but I’ll start talking about pesto pasta before you get the chance to glaze me. Currently I’m notorious for rejecting dysfunctional flair - legend has it that Ella put on one item of ridiculousness before the apocalypse, and everyone paused mid-evac to marvel at her.
When I’m not rescuing you from a cup(against zone D) I may be found teaching someone else the making of a cup(in the ceramics studio). Or patroling the Snowbowl. Or carving stamps. Or wandering somewhere outdoors with quite suspicious confidence. My teammates know of my love for Seattle(my home!) and Walter(my dog!)...but perhaps not of my love for peeing in the woods?? (I wonder if she’d say yes if you ask to join her)
It’s a bird! 🦢It’s a plane! ✈️It’s … Jess laying out for the disc again ‼️🚀🦸♀️Jess hails from the capitol 🏛️🇺🇸🦅 where she trained to be the multi-sport menace she is today— club soccer ⚽️, club lacrosse 🎱, frisbee 🥧, or varsity log rolling🪵🪵—you name it, she plays it like sleep is optional and knees are replaceable 🦿 (RIP meniscus💀).
As the team’s resident ginger 🥕🥕Jess brings questionably sticky hands👋🤝👊 and the courage to ask the questions ❓🙋❓everyone is thinking but are too scared 🙀to ask. Whether it’s strategy🤽♀️, life’s deeper questions🧞, or just completely absurd🪿, Jess will ask it. And honestly? Thank goodness someone does.💗💗🤸♀️
HOLD UPPPPP, CAPTAIN DROPPP: ClaireBear Cece Uncster Rhyneer, jack of all trades, O liner of our dreams, donovan nominee, podcast extraordinaire, sorry I just have so many accomplishments it’s hard to keep track. I’m from Alaska I don’t know if you guys knew that. I really like to be outside but don’t get it twisted I’m actually a neuroscience major. Someone else can solve climate change. I really like having practice every morning, especially at 630 am and I only travel there via bike. Actually i don’t really use my feet except to make epic jukes on the field, I consider my legs to be wheels. I like to start every game by wrestling my opponents. I always win btw. Tbh no one can catch this icon on the field, she’s unbeatable. Quite simply, I’m the goat. 🐐 🐐 🐐
BUCKEETTTT otherwise known as Makenna otherwise known as Bucky. she hails from the greatest city in America (it says so on our benches).you know what else is the greatest…her layout form…just impeccable. Our party cap embodies the work hard play hard lifestyle. A physics major and excel warrior by day…and one half of a brain cell by night. Bucky is not only a stalwart of the pranksters d line…always getting sneaky blocks, but is also the teams newest handler 😏. If she doesn’t go on to work at nasa she might have a future making movies…check that Donavan vid editing. Anywho we love McKenna oh so much 💗
LIZI!!! except it’s Lizi Country 🇬🇪 not country 🤠. If you want to know what Georgia is like, she can show you her highschool spots on Google earth 🌍 We ADOREEE Lizi - she never fails to give the biggest hugs 🫂 and you can always count on her to keep the vibes 🆙 when she’s on the sideline!! Even though it’s her only first year of frisbee, she is the QUEEN 👑 of defense ❌. No disc gets past her. Lizi once D’ed an opponent so hard & got fouled and didn’t even realize 🙊You wouldn’t think it’s her first year with her super speed⚡️on the field (she loves doing track workouts😶) and incredible cutting🏃♀️💨, but it is!! She’s the life of every party she walks in to 🪩🕺 and if you’re missing your daily dose of Lizi this summer, head over to Maine! We loveee our girl Lizi 🩷🩷
it’s matt damon! no… it’s mike! no…? it’s michael? no?! ohhhh it’s MOLLY!!!!!!! this beloved prankster has so many identities 🕵️♀️ from the field 🏃♀️ to the stage 🎭 we can’t even keep track… even if you could keep track of our dearest 😚 mikey’s many asilases, you sure as hell wouldn’t be able to keep track of her on the field ⚡️🏎️💨⚡️ matt - sorry - mommy - SORRY - MOLLY is so deft with the disc, quick in the handler space, and speedy on defense you might just think she is teleporting around the field 🥵😍. aside from being the coolest cat on all of D line, this third of our senior class and phenomenal captain NEVER fails to bring the hype and have a smile on her face 🕺 💃 she holds a special place in the hearts of everyone around her 🫶🫶 (but watch out… she might break yours… 💔)
Oh how we love TESSA—a fabulously ferocious and free-spirited fresh mlp ⭐️. Playing with style 💅 *don’t get distracted by her blingy bangles!* this gritty player tires her opponents with her constant movement and entertains with a seemingly endless stash of would-you-rather questions 👀. When not flying 🦅 by on the field in her classic wing position 🪽, you may spot her hamming it up on stage for Middlebury Discount Comedy 🎭. With her loyalty and dedication ✊even through various roadblocks rip her shoulder 🤕), if Tessa possessed a wand 🪄and dwelled in the towers of Hogwarts 🏰, she would be a proud Hufflepuff House member 🧙♀️. We trust this sneaker wearing 👟 (foot preserving) prankster as much as she trusts the Middlebury community to not steal her unlocked bike 🚴♀️ (it’s been stolen and retrieved numerous times). 🕺🤸♂️💕
ummmm maddieee more like DIVA is a female version of a hustla of a hustla … yup thats right 🏆 you better give 7 claps 👏 and a hand 🤚 to see this speedy fresh O-line cutter whizz 🚀past you in her two braided pigtails, her square shades 🕶️and those classic knee-high rainbow 🌈 socks 🧦. you better NOT blink (👀) or else the next time you see her she’ll be in the end zone, disc 🥏 in hand and giving people hugs …. our DIVA loves big 🤗, cheers hard ANDD prefers a field without verbal profanity 😉 😉 (she does allow one ☝️ f*ck per half and a discretionary floater) 🪿
you better take 3️⃣ deeeeeep breaths before you mark this Seattle WA native, Sandpoint ID transplant, all-around athlete (soccer ⚽️, ski ⛷️, track 🏃♀️💨, fris 🥏you name it she’s done it), gumptious guitar playing, french speaking, wildly strong (quads jacked) all-round HYPE LADY with the aura, passion and VIBES you could only aspire to acquire — she is her and we love her🦩🦄😁
Ellie Sebesta!!!! Our fav participant in the ginger run! 🍀You can find her in the handler space or keeping the defensive cup ☕️tight. Hailing from the glorious place of JOB! This girl has some of the best spring break pants 👖 If you ever travel to Brunswick, Maine you just may find some remnants of Ellie’s 👅 stuck 🥶on a lamp post. We suggest gelato 🍨next time for our dairy free queen (NO LACTOSE) 🚫🐮🚫. Let us know if you think she’s nonchalant or not 😎
HI EVERYONE, I’M A PURE BUNDLE OF JOY🤗SUNSHINE🌞 AND HAPPINESS😜 but people sometimes call me Riona. You wouldn’t believe it from my CRAZY athleticism 🏋️♀️superior cutting skills 🔪and ever-improving handler movement, but this is my rookie season on the team🤸♀️. Although I was a field hockey 🏑 and track 🏃♀️ PRO in high school, the disc 📀 has become my newfound passion (I’ve been on an unbroken throwing streak - me and the fris are basically married 💍😍🥏) Everyone can recognize me out on the field by my signature tutu 👗 and cowboy hat 🤠 When I’m on the sideline, I love to linedance-mog everyone 💃while attempting to teach them some of my moves, do handstands 🤸♂️, practice my worm 🪱 and of course CHEER ON MY TEAMMATES 🗣️🗣️🗣️🎙️🎙️
Outside of frisbee I host my radioshow 📻 windows down (7-8 am Thursdays, tune in❗️)with my awesome friends, lead mountain club trips cuz I’m a CRACKED MOUNTAIN GUIDE ⛰️🥾, go linedancing at the the woodchuck cider house, memorize central cee songs 🎶, or daydream about WAWA AND HOAGIES 🥪😋 hit me up if you know anything abt wawa in vt…
