teaching him the important things. like don’t vote for racists, rapists, and/or fascists, that abortion is healthcare, and how to refresh election results and bottle up anxiety until you’re a husk of your former self.
oh, and day old coffee is still coffee.
i think i was an astronaut
my new album of sad muppet sounds is out now | link in bio
i’ve been working on this for the better part of three years, recording it in my back room and different cabins all over the desert. it gets loud. it gets weird. it may or may not have made franklin’s wife and cat vomit. you should listen. and if you keep swiping, i’ll give you an echidna.