This old creature was lucky enough to celebrate 35 (yikes!) with some scary monsters and super creeps!
👻🧛🏻♀️🧌🧟♀️🐍🧙♀️🎂
(@raychull_zach not pictured but very much there!)
Goodbye to the summer we drank all the shandies in Chicago and I made everyone watch my impression of Nicole Kidman in the Babygirl rave scene over and over and over….
🌇🏖️🌭 Officially 1 year in Chicago! 🌭🏖️🌇
Do I understand the trains and buses? Nope! Do I know where I am 89% of the time? Absolutely not! But do I still feel like a city gal? That is a yes! Thanks to all the friends, old and new, who made it a very fun year!
🔥🗑️🪩 2025 so far 🪩🗑️🔥
*in here you’ll find the three presidential platforms I ran on for @salty_couch_crafts birthday election. Should I have won? Yes. But I will accept @raychull_zach as MY ONE AND ONLY president 🇺🇸
New year, no rules! Be as chaotic as you want! Say the wild thing! Dress questionably! Eat 37 sour patch kids for breakfast! Make out with strangers on the street! Fight off the impending horrors of 2025 whatever way you please! We got this babes ✨
Production highlight of 2024 was 🥂clink clinking🥂 with the loveliest 🍾 team in Mexico City. This first picture shows a trip highlight where @samanthahodian and I watched live footage from almost literally the toilet, which was appropriate because we almost peed our pants laughing a few times. Please also note the clogged sink with dirty water and the bathtub filled with chairs(?). That’s showbiz, baby!
A few more in you can find @lkjohnson12 being the coolest pool player and unofficial sports expert, and also @bottenus giving me the finger. All very on brand for ourselves I’d say!
🐉🔥Dracarys, Vhagar!!🔥🐉
Spent this weekend doing two of my favorite things! 1) hanging with my sweet southern angel baby @ssshealah + her sweet 🐶 + her sweet @patrick.jerome . 2) dressing up in Halloween costumes! Only seemed right for me to be the oldest, biggest, baddest bitch in Westeros this year 🐉💎👁️🔥
(Also to be clear I am still team black forever!! 🖤)
