Mayce Galoni

@maycegaloni

Balls to a reasonable distance from the wall.
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My new album is out now on all of the websites that you can possibly imagine. It has some bonus material if you’re into that. I’ve included some shots from the special so you can envision what we all looked like while you listen, but you can also scroll to the end to unlock a bonus skin. Huge thanks to @comedyrecords @patcoppolino @manoliszontanos @tyshazma @markdebonis for making it possible. And thanks a lot to everyone who has watched it and left a comment!
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7 months ago
The secret ADHD life hack doctors DON’T want YOU to know! #standupcomedy #comedy #adhd #relationships
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7 months ago
Here’s a quick wholesome joke about my italian heritage to let you know that I’ll be doing a few shows in Vancouver and Victoria this weekend and you should come! #standupcomedy #comedy #lasagna
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1 year ago
Toronto, I’m on this show on Wednesday for @watchoftv and I will be showing hole (my mouth, talking) It’s a great lineup, get tickets in my bio
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5 days ago
Some headline dates coming up. Ticket link in bio. Can’t wait to post this and find a spelling mistake that will be impossible to change.
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1 month ago
On The Set-Up: @miiiikemitchell chats w/ @sophbuds & @maycegaloni about albums, married life, big vs small venues & writing for After Midnight & This Show Has 22 Minutes. Listen Dec 11 12PM/6PM, Dec 12 6PM, Dec 15 10AM/7PM. Catch them live Dec 19-20 at Ottawa’s Laugh Lounge!
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5 months ago
Here’s another joke from my new comedy special which you can still watch for free now on y*ut*be. (Censoring so meta doesn’t get jealous) #standupcomedy#comedy #sisters #dating
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5 months ago
I hope this reel finds you well, and that you’re dominating today. @comedyrecords #standupcomedy #cybertruck #elon
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5 months ago
Here’s a joke about rap music and racism, two subjects that people have been waiting for me, in particular, to weigh in on. #standupcomedy #comedy #rap
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6 months ago
I don’t believe comedy should ever be offensive which I why I use the last line to clear the air and restore unity. #comedy #standupcomedy #itsalllove
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6 months ago
Pentagrams are for girls @maycegaloni #comedian #standupclip #zanieschicago #standupcomedy #zanies
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6 months ago
Here’s another joke from my new special that you can send to a frenemy of your sister. Thanks a lot to everybody who has watched the special so far, left a comment or shared it, I really appreciate it! #standupcomedy #jokes #barbie #sisters
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7 months ago