There you have it folks it’s unanimous! Wizards are cooler than pirates!! We’ll see ya Saturday at 9 @austingarden with @maroonedfive come dressed up and you get in for freeeee!!!
It’s happening the fated battle of pirates 🏴☠️ and wizards 🧙♂️ is happening @austingarden on Saturday May 9th! Come get Wizardy with us and help us prove that Wizard are better than pirates. Because @maroonedfive and @ruckusatx are bringing all the pirates out so we need you wizards and wizets to come show them we are better!
Dust off yer treasure map or yer spell books, ya scurvy land lubbers! Our next day in port is in the merry month of May! We be bringing ye a night of pirate shenanigans and wizard offerings! We’ll share the deck with @al_the_wizard !! Come dress like a pirate, or if ye be lame - dressed as a foolhardy and foppish wizard for freeeee entry. Or be ready to hand over $10 in pieces of eight! May 9th. Docking at 7pm. Secret Garden inside @austingarden@inncahoots
Yer crew of vitamin sea deficient pirates arrrrrr ready to bring you the best show (a themed brass band formed in several weeks) you’ve ever seen! An hour of hijinx, singalongs, and a COPIOUS amount of imbibing is coming to you THIS Saturday! Find us @mosswoodrenfaire thrown by @mossmarketatx !!!! We be making shore at 4PM setting up the rigging, and hoisting our colors at the sound of the fog horn at 5pm!!!
It’s time for ya meet the final crew member, ya scallywags! Our cabin boy “Sticky Vicky” is ready to follow orders! Expect an enthusiastic “Yes Sir” to your every request 🧐 Vicky’s mother was a cup of tree sap and her father cleaned the local Maison Derrière! Meet Sticky Vicky at the @mosswoodrenfaire thrown by @mossmarketatx !!!!
It’s time for ya to meet the crew, ya scallywags! Master Gunner, Barnacle Bob is going to blow you away! He may be an actual collection of barnacles who made a wish on a pile of magic mollusks to be a real boy - OR - he may be the offspring of a pair of arctic seals getting “elevated” on seaweed. Either way - his deadly accuracy behind a cannon makes him the most feared member of the crew whenever he’s the only one around! Catch Barnacle Bob at the @mosswoodrenfaire on November 8th!
It’s time for ya to meet the crew, ya scallywags! Scurvy Slim has a severe Vitamin SEA deficiency! His father was the husk of a pineapple and his mother was a mix of seafoam and asylum jacket scraps! You’ll find this crazy-eyed helmsman steering us DIRECTLY into squalls especially on November 8th at the @mosswoodrenfaire thrown by @mossmarketatx !
