So, today the merciless passage of time has bestowed upon me the honorific title: Septuagenarian. Went out last night and celebrated with my mother, my wife, and my daughter, Gaby, who’s pictured here next to the newly minted 70-year-old.
One of the highlights of my 2025 was the publication of my film treatment 8W in @mubinotebook . Special year-end thanks to marvelous editor Chloe Lizotte @c_l1z0tte for masterminding the whole shebang!
A movie I wrote with Jeremy Pikser and John Cusack called WAR, INC. is now streaming on Peacock. If you want to see Hilary Duff drop a scorpion down her pants or Sir Ben Kingsley crushed in a garbage truck, give it a look.
I took this photograph of a UFO hovering over my neighborhood yesterday morning. Shortly thereafter, I was able to establish communication with its commander. The transcript of our conversation, which lasted several hours and ranged over subjects including Omicron, NFTs, the hardcore band Gulch, the upcoming reboot of One Tree Hill, the Bolshevik execution of the Romanov family and how it relates to the 1981 assassination of Natalie Wood, etc., will be posted soon.
