Maria Telnikoff

@mariatelnikoff21

she/they 💛 Eggs Aren’t That Easy To Make @riversidestudioslondon 30th March - 12th April 🍳 🍳
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🥚 EGGS AREN’T THAT EASY TO MAKE arrives at Riverside Studios this spring! What happens when your best friend agrees to be your sperm donor… and you actually call in the deal? ★★★★★ “A must watch” (Voice Magazine) ★★★★★ “Thought provoking, raw and beautifully performed” (A Youngish Perspective) A chaotic, big-hearted queer rom-com about friendship, chosen family, and the reality of growing up. A Big Sofa Theatre production written by Maria Telnikoff, writer of hit shows like All The Men Are Going To Hate Me (Soho Theatre, Bitesize Festival). Directed by Lauren Tranter, director of With Nail and Without Nail (Camden Peoples Theatre) and Close Enough to Touch (Theatre 503). EGGS AREN'T THAT EASY TO MAKE 30 MAR - 12 APR 2026 Book now: link in bio (upcoming theatre) #EggsArentThatEasyToMake #RiversideStudios #QueerRomCom #BigSofaTheatre #MariaTelnikoff #LaurenTranter #TheatreLondon #LGBTQTheatre #LondonTheatre
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SOFT PLAY and @liebenspiel PRESENT: JUST THE TWO OF US! @thepleasance @edfringe !!!!! 🤩😜😎👯‍♀️🌟🪩🕺 it’s gonna be the SILLIEST of SHENANIGANS and it’s on sale now!!!! 💅👩‍❤️‍👩🧚 if u want to catch us sooner rather than later 🫦 come along to our WIP at The Pleasance, London on Saturday 12th April 9PM - tickets still available!! 🎟️🎟️🎟️ MASSIVE thank u to OG soft player and extraordinaire @_realrocknrolla for the shoot you’re the BEST!!! 💖😙📸
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“ALL THE MEN ARE GOING TO HATE ME” RETURNS TO LONDON ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥💘💘💘💘💘💘💘 AT THE SOHOOOO THEATRE @sohotheatre 🩷🩷🩷 lovers everywhere unite !!!!!!! this is the perfect pre valentine’s day treat for everyone who has ever loved & lost & written a notes app poem about it 💕💕💕💕 SAVE THE DATE 💎💎💎💎 10:15pm 13th Feb 2025 🪩🪩🪩 also check out all the incredible acts as part of soho rising !! truly some of my absolute favourite performers in the world shout OUT ! 🫣🥰 what an absolute dreammmm to be performing at soho in such amazing company wtffffff 🥹🥹 Pic creds 4ever: @_realrocknrolla 💞 AND… carol ann duffy’s manager if ur reading this pls bring our poet laureate to the show !!!!! xxx
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IF YOU ARENT A WOKE LIB SOY BOY YOU WILL BUY TICKETS TO OUR FRINGE PREVIEW AND LEARN HOW TO BE BUSINESS MINDED *MEN* LIKE US 🔥💰❄️😜💪💯 SEE YOU AT @thepleasance 22+23 MAY 🫡
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The Brians are coming for u @thepleasance 🫵🙂‍↕️💸🤑 22 - 23 May 19:15 Studio Book a ticket, or 2, or 10000 (we aren’t picky 😗🍑) Ticket link on Pleasance website / in our bio! Love, BOY x 📷: @thedreamdispatch (Amy Lauffer)
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15 days ago
today is our FINAL SHOW of critically acclaimed Eggs Aren't That Easy to Make !!! 🍳💛 your last chance to catch this queer eggy romcom is at 4.15pm this sunny afternoon🌞 a huuuuuuge thank you to everyone who has come to watch over the last two weeks, and supported us from 2024 to now😍 we love you!!
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“Eggs Aren’t That Easy To Make” by Maria Telnikoff, directed by Lauren Tranter is @riversidestudioslondon running till 12th April 🥚💛 3 shows down, 9 more to go! It’s a double show day today with performances at 4pm & 8:30pm - see you there 🫵❤️ 📷@benjimorriscreates #wlw #lesbian #lesbiansoflondon #londonlesbians
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how it started 🥹 ➡️➡️➡️ how it’s going 😝 we open TOMORROW @ 7pm @riversidestudioslondon it’s been a beautiful journey bringing “Eggs Aren’t That Easy To Make” to life from a rehearsed reading in a basement @theglitch_se1 at the very last vault festival (aka “a pinch of vault”) back in 2024. to previews @sevendialsplayhouse then a critically acclaimed edinburgh fringe run at our fave @underbellyedinburgh in august 2025. now we’re heading to the beautiful @riversidestudioslondon and we could not be more excited to open the show tomorrow! 😝💛✨ it truly takes a village to get a fringe show off the ground (especially in these difficult times) and we could not have done it without the passion and enthusiasm of everyone who’s been involved in the project every step of the way 💛✨ thank to you to everyone involved in the r & ds that helped us figure out the show, the venues who believed in us (special shoutout to @maybefrances & @cameronasaa ), @counterminers for helping make our fringe dream a reality (we ❤️ u), everyone who donated to our go fund me, the audiences who came in london & edinburgh (esp the gays who came in full force 💪) and to our amazing actors & production team without whom nothing would happen. thank you so much to everyone who has booked already! shocked and grateful that our press night on thursday has already SOLD OUT 👀🥹❤️‍🔥🤟 tickets still available for tomorrow and the rest of the run (tho some nights are selling quickly) so get them quick! any spreading of the word would be massively appreciated too 🫶💫 BIG BIG love from big sofa (aka maria and lauren) xx
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We open in 6 days !! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳 “Eggs Aren’t That Easy To Make” opens @riversidestudioslondon on Monday 30th March at 7pm 💛 It then runs until 12th April! A queer rom-com about a lesbian couple who ask their best friend to be their sperm donor. It’s a hilarious, hopeful, ensemble play about family, friendship and, of course, eggs 🥚🫶 #riversidestudios #londonlesbians #wlw #queerparents #lesbianparentslondon
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GRINDSET SINCE DAY ONE 🫡💸🤑 have you invested in a ticket to our WIP this Thursday @camdenpeoplestheatre ?! link in bio shaggers x
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Started from @underbellyedinburgh now we’re here @riversidestudioslondon 🔜 😝💛 tickets are SELLING for our two week run of “Eggs Aren’t That Easy To Make” 30th March - 12th April 💖 tell your friends, your local neighbourhood gays, your lovers, your ex lovers, your situationships etc - we’d love to see you there ! 🥚🥚🥚
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ONE MONTH TILL PRESS NIGHT @riversidestudioslondon 🥚🥰💛😝 the show opens on Monday 30th March and press night is happening on Thursday 2nd April - we’d love to see some friendly faces there! 💖 photos from last summer when we brought “Eggs Aren’t That East To Make” to @underbellyedinburgh 💜 thanks to our wonderful run at the fringe, we’re so excited to be making our London transfer ! #wlw #lesbian #londonlesbians #lesbiansoflondon #wlweventslondon
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