Malarkey Hamilton

@malarkeyhamilton

🔥 The sexy shuffleboard bar 🔥 Sister bar to @theargylehamilton 📍300 Ottawa St. N, Hamilton, ON • Open at 5PM / Weds - Sun • No reservations!
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🌺 MAY EVENT CALENDAR IS HERE 🌺 Another BIG month ahead! MAY 2: @ottawastbeercrawl returns for a Cinco de Mayo edition AND a DJ MAR dance party 🍺🇲🇽 MAY 9: SEW HUNGRY @ottawastbia is here to fill the streets - and your bellies! 🍔🌯 MAY 13: @happyhourshamont is back to help you find love 💕 And *5* DJs & Dance Parties! MAY 2: @marsanchez365 MAY 8: @djtoddg & @joocejames MAY 15: @abominableink MAY 23: @davetysonjamz MAY 29: @deep.n.delicious
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24 days ago
Introducing: Shuffle Sundays! Fend off Sunday anxieties with $20/HR SHUFFLEBOARD & $20 PITCHERS of @drinkwillibald Purple Seltzer & Cherry Spritz every Sunday! 🍒 🍇 Gone are the days of huddling awkwardly around a coffee table learning complicated board games - get out of the house and change up the Sunday night ‘scroll-through-Netflix-and-give-up’ routine. (Drink deal available whether or not you choose to play!) Open from 5PM!
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6 months ago
LONG WEEKEND SHUFFLE SUNDAY 🥏 Open at 5PM for your Sunday Funday complete with Willibald pitchers for $20! Purple, Cherry & Hibiscus Limeade available!
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20 hours ago
ARE YOU READY?! 🤜 🤛 DJ FAZOOLI IS BACK 10PM-2AM NO COVER NO RESERVATIONS ALL ENERGY 90s - 00s - Now!
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3 days ago
Say you’ll be there…? Every Thursday, at 7:30PM, our Music Bingo night brings you and your pals a night filled with friendly competition, killer tunes and a sexy atmosphere (complete with disco ball!) 🪩 No reservations needed, just show up and have fun!
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4 days ago
SPEED DATING IS BACK! 💜💨 @happyhourshamont returns TONIGHT to help make connections and get you off those pesky apps. Worst case, you’ll have a great evening, in a cool bar, a fun story to tell, and maybe you’ll make a pal or three! Open at 5!
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5 days ago
✨FRIDAY✨ Catch me @malarkeyhamilton from 10pm-2am and join us on the dancefloor, sweat out that crazy week and chill out with a bevy and some shuffleboard with the homies. There’s no cover, so it won’t break the bank. I’ll be slangin all the fave party hits from the 90s till now - a mixed crate you’re sure to move n groove to, so grab the pals and COME BOOGIE! ✌️😘 Drop a request in the comments! #hamont #hamontevents #ottawastreet #danceparty #DJFazooli
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7 days ago
Moms love shuffleboard. It’s a fact. They’re also usually really good at it. Here is my mother, loving shuffleboard, and enjoying kicking my ass at it. Bring Mom by for some $20/hr shuffleboard after you’re done lunch or before dinner, and you can also enjoy $20 pitchers of Willibald seltzers to wash away the pain of losing. Open 5-10!
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8 days ago
🧵 SEW HUNGRY! 🧵 Today’s the day, folks! Ottawa street’s biggest day of the year is back - and we are pumped for another great day! A few things to note on this event: 🪡 We will be using single-serve glassware today - with our enormous extra patio, we need to keep things streamlined (and avoid risk of breakage on the street where there’s lots of tiny feet around!) 🪡 Both bars will be operating as bar service, pay-as-you-go. 🪡 We will be running a limited menu - we want to try and get you all served as quickly as possible! 🪡 As always, outside food is welcome! Fill up your bellies with your favourite truck offerings and come wash it down with a drink on our patio! 🪡 It will be busy, so please be patient as we work through the crowds! We’re all here to have a good time - come enjoy the day! Open 11AM - 2AM!
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9 days ago
DANCE PARTY TONIGHT 10-2 PARTY GODS @djtoddg & @joocejames RETURN FOR A NIGHT OF 90s & 00s HITS AND REMIXES TO KEEP THE VIBES HIGH 🪩 No cover - no reservations!
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10 days ago
MUSIC BINGO TONIGHT @ 7:30PM SHUFFLEBOARD TONIGHT 5-12AM GREAT THURSDAY NIGHT AHEAD!
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11 days ago
SATURDAY MAY 9 - We are SEW ready! 🧵 Both bars will be open from 11AM, ready to quench everyone’s thirst and wash down all the food offerings on the street! 🥟🍔🌮 This year our seating area will be EVEN bigger - so grab your favourite bevvy from either bar and watch the world go by… PLUS come rest your weary legs and refresh after checking out @timelessmarkett and hauling all your vintage finds down the street 🛍️ See you Sat!
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12 days ago