Cu… I mean come up with your greatest caption for this “situation” in the comments. The best one will win the REVERSED MONQ FLASK for free. 😎
We will choose the winner next Monday. 👑
There has been an unexpected turn in the D.E.S.R.E.V.E.R. case. Despite our warnings, Detective B. Riefcase cracked the encrypted speech of subject called Mr. A. 💼
In doing so, he gained access to classified information on the REVERSED MONQ FLASK project. More specifically, the digital reconstruction of the investigation board.
So take a look yourself to learn not only about the REVERSED MONQ FLASK but also that you can use the subscriber merch discount on it (up to 50%). 👀
Looks like a completely normal, smiling face, doesn’t it? Swipe to the next slide to see the horrifying truth...
What you’re experiencing is called the Thatcher Effect. It’s a literal glitch in human perception that proves you can’t always trust your own eyes! 👀
Here’s the science behind the illusion: Human brains are highly specialized to process faces in their normal, upright position. We read them holistically... taking in the entire face all at once rather than looking at individual features. But when a face is turned upside down, our brain’s facial recognition software basically breaks. We lose the ability to process the whole picture, meaning we completely fail to notice that the eyes and mouth have been digitally flipped 180 degrees. 🔃
It isn’t until the image is upright again that your brain suddenly catches the terrifying distortion.
#thatcher #duklock #madmonq #reversed
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@madmonq limited edition peach & mandarin looks (and tastes) like it was lowkey made for my setup, so I had to display it properly🙂↕️✨
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Overthinking feels like you’re being smart. But in reality, you’re just holding yourself back.
There’s a study from 2008 (Vohs and Baumeister) where they made people pick between random objects for a few minutes – pens, mugs, t-shirts. Nothing important.
Then they gave them stuff to do that had nothing to do with the objects from before. And guess what. The pickers had less physical stamina. They gave up on hard problems faster. They procrastinated more.
Just from choosing between mugs.
Your brain has one tank. Every “which one” you agonize over – the pre-workout flavor, what to eat, what to wear, which playlist for the lift – drinks from the same tank that runs your training, your work, and the conversations that actually matter.
This is why Steve Jobs wore the same black turtleneck every day. Why Zuck has ten identical grey t-shirts. Not a vibe. Math.
The full hack:
Pick three things you currently overthink that don’t deserve it. Breakfast. Soap. Tomorrow’s outfit.
Lock in one good answer for each. When there’s a deal, buy six of them, and stop thinking about it for a while.
That’s it. That’s retardmaxxing.
You’ll feel the tank refill in less than a week. The brain you used to spend on conditioner is suddenly free for the gym, the work, and the stuff you’ve been putting off for months.
Stop optimizing. Start performing.
#overthinking #shortcutstohealth #madmonq #retardmaxxing
Bollocks to The Seven. Give us a real standing ovation, louder you spineless wan... monqers, for THE MAD FIVE 🔥:
Butcher of Language
Jokecracker
Raillander
Sudeten Boy
Deep in RP
Attention, citizen 🫡
Are you a productive member of our society? Are you focused, sharp of memory, and successfully resisting stress?
If you feel like you’re slipping on your responsibilities, the City Council has issued 3 new unique posters to serve as a reminder.
All posters are printed in A3 format on Fedrigoni Woodstock Betulla, one of the most premium papers on the market, and you can get them in the MADMONQ® POSTER TRILOGY BUNDLE as a free gift with 2 packs of MADMONQ®. So don’t hesitate to get yours in the brand new Bundle section on our website. Link in bio. 🔥
Or if you’re already a loyal subscriber with plenty of MADMONQ® in your chambers, you can claim the posters for 15 hard-earned Qoins in your profile. You have exactly one week from now to claim them. 😎
A note from the Print Office: posters claimed with Qoins can take 1-2 weeks to arrive, as they are printed on exact demand. Bundle orders ship immediately.
Oi. Thank god Homelander never got his grubby hands on the first version of MADMONQ®, yeah? Bloke’d be absolutely fucking unstoppable.
Oh, and here’s some diabolical memes to brighten your miserable day, you beautiful cunts. Cheers. 🫡
#theboys #homelander
