NEW RECORD IS LIVE EVERYWHERE RIGHT NOW GO CHECK OUT MIDWIFE MACHETE.EXE WE POURED IT ALL OUT FOR YOU TO SOAK IT ALL IN
BIG THANKS @danny_gibney FOR THE RECORDING AND MIXING
SHOUTOUT EVERYBODY
MACHETE FOREVER
MACHETE.EXE RECORD RELEASE SHOW WOO BUDDY
COME SUPPORT SO OUR BASS PLAYER CAN GET A SIM CARD FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
FALSE SENSE - VVASTOID - MACHETE - AEONIA
DOORS 7 SHOW 8
$10 COVER
EASTER SUNDAY
FLYER BY GRANT HESS
THANK YOU SAGE BIRD FOR HOSTING
ARM YOURSELF
DC PULL UP TO @rhizome_dc ON FRIDAY APRIL 3RD AND MOSH WITH THIS INSANE LINEUP😡🫵
DOORS- 7:00
NOISE - 8:00
@vvastoid - Charlotte NC Harcore
@machete.exe - Hburg Hardcore
@megazillionog - Baltimore Noise Punk
@lagoon0.0 - DMV Hardcore
Orgenized by @null.slash.void
Ticket link in bio!
SEE YOU THERE!
TOUR ANNOUNCEMENT
WASTOID//MACHETE
4 day weekend run in April
Here are them dates
4/2 Charlotte NC @themilestoneclub the milestone club
4/3 Washington DC @ Rhizome *dm for addy
4/4 Baltimore MD @ The Forest *dm for addy
4/5 Harrisonburg VA @ Sage Bird Ciderworks
come and dance, thoughtful love and shit.
flyer by @veryweirdfish
WASTOID machete.exe WASTOID machete.exe
loves you
WASTOID machete.exe WASTOID machete.exe
loves you
WASTOID machete.exe WASTOID machete.exe
loves you
WASTOID machete.exe WASTOID machete.exe
loves you
WASTOID machete.exe WASTOID machete.exe
loves you
NEW MACHETE SHIRTS HAWT OFF THE PRESS. PICK EM UP IN YOUR CITY WHEN WE ROLL THRU. See you later losers.
Art by the phenomenal @sara_elbourne
Printed by townie legends @themarkit
(NSFW) AITA for leaving the band because of shane’s gross farts?
I (36M) am absolutely sick of Shane’s (17M) disgusting farts and I’m honestly considering leaving the band to join Lay Waste as their 2nd front man. His farts are absolutely terrible, it’s like calcified poo in a candle warmer. I literally gagged until I threw up last practice. Anyway LW promised me a spot as long as I bring them $20 each practice for band fees. Sounds like a good deal but I’m not sure what to do. Anyway here’s our latest single.
SLAAT X MACHETE WINTER TOUR 2026
ALL FLYERS ➡️
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2/6 RICHMOND
2/7 BLACKSBURG
2/8 HARRISONBURG
2/9 PHILADELPHIA
2/10 BROOKLYN
2/12 BROOKLYN x2
2/13 FREDERICK
