John Mabbott

@mabbott.john

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My good friend Laszlo is having some fun with AI. Laszlo, Dick, and I had Washington husky season tickets for 43 years!
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2 days ago
“I’ve always wondered; how do you get those tiny pieces of paper into those little edible coin purses!” Who else bets Trump calls President Xi, “Eleven” to prove he knows Roman numerals?
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2 days ago
You guys! I got my new golden MAGA phone!🎆 It works pretty good, except the cord is kind of slimy and bunches up a lot.
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5 days ago
Do NOT believe the FAKE news about customers not getting the new gold Donald Trump telephone! The guy in the apartment next-door to mine got one!
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5 days ago
Tonight! Redmond Eagles! Cinco de Mayo celebration with The Silverbacks! Vamenos!!
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15 days ago
Come see us!! Tell ‘em “I’m with the band!” Seriously y’all!
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19 days ago
Sometimes I wonder how long, after creating humans, God stopped putting sphincters on flying things.
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20 days ago
Hey you! Don’t watch that, watch this! This is the heavy, heavy monster sound! The nuttsiest sound around! So if you’ve come in off the street, & you’re beginning to feel the heat, well listen Buster! You better start to move your feet to the rockingest Rock-steady beat of Madness! ONE STEP BEYOND!!
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21 days ago
Tonight! This funk juggernaut goes on at 8 PM! It’s a rare early start time for them. You’ll be home before you know it and all the funk you ever owned will again, be one with your glorious consciousness.
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21 days ago
“Baby Jessica,” has been arrested! Everybody, say it with me, OH, WELL!
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1 month ago
When reached for comment, Jesus Christ said, “Jesus Christ!”
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1 month ago
The American president posted this four hours ago. The present of the United States is detached and deranged.
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1 month ago