“I’ve always wondered; how do you get those tiny pieces of paper into those little edible coin purses!”
Who else bets Trump calls President Xi, “Eleven” to prove he knows Roman numerals?
Hey you! Don’t watch that, watch this! This is the heavy, heavy monster sound! The nuttsiest sound around!
So if you’ve come in off the street, & you’re beginning to feel the heat, well listen Buster!
You better start to move your feet to the rockingest
Rock-steady beat of Madness!
ONE STEP BEYOND!!
Tonight! This funk juggernaut goes on at 8 PM! It’s a rare early start time for them. You’ll be home before you know it and all the funk you ever owned will again, be one with your glorious consciousness.