LumpyNails

@lumpy.nails

Shamelessly weird nails 📍San Francisco Bay Area 👇🏻Online Shop👇🏻
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I...I frew up 🥲 Anxious Gengar is now my favorite Pokémon for the time being. I NEEEEEEEEED a plushie of it. Someone out there, if you're listening, please make one. 😳 And buy my nails so I can actually afford a Switch 2 💀🤣 (jks I'd probably spend it on nail supplies instead) @apresnailofficial Long Stiletto #pokopianails #anxiousgengar #dittonails #pokemonnails #ifrewup
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1 month ago
Who else is living off $1.50 dogs in this economy? 🌭 Half my wardrobe is legit filled with Kirkland branded clothing and I get asked a l l  t h e  t i m e if I work for them. Guess it was obligatory of me to make a nail set to go with the outfits 😶 Will this pop off in my store like the Kirkland x Nike SB Dunk did? 🤣 pls I also didn't manage to buy those shoes 🙃 my life sure is missing a lot. Thank you Costco for being one of the least evil corporations in murica 🫡 @apresnailofficial Long Square #costcofoodcourt #costconails #costcofinds #costcodeals #kirklandsignature
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1 month ago
Every day PON Every time is PON 🎀👁🦷🧠🦴🫀🎀 So I found out just a few days ago that my husband has never heard of ponponpon until I made this nail set and showed it to him and he was like ¿¿¿??¿¿¿ I'm still trying to decide what do with that revelation 🤯 Anyhow, I'm super glad I finally had the opportunity to make a ponponpon themed set that's been sitting in the back of my mind for a while. A lovely buyer took the chance with one of my top tier mystery sets and here's what they got ~ @apresnailofficial Medium Almond #ponponpon #kyarypamyupamyu #jpop #juminocore #kawaiinails
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2 months ago
📍AAPI Bazaar @levisplazasf I just had my first SF event at the absolute most beautiful corporate office ever 🤯 It felt like walking into a botanical garden with a modern twist and even a @vervecoffee stand inside?? All the thanks to the Uplift team for having me here 🫶🏻 If anyone told the me from 2019 what I'd be up to right now, I wouldn't believe it. While I didn't actually quit my corporate job with the intention to make nails, this is where I am now 🤪 It's been fun to see all the different worlds out there with these new experiences. And my past corporate jobs definitely did not have communities and vibes like this 🤣 .......the future tbd 🫣
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1 day ago
魔法戦隊マジレンジャー 🦹🏻‍♂️🦹🏻‍♀️🦹🏻 Mahou Sentai Magiranger ✨️ Another set for the early 2000s childhood nostalgia! And bringing out all the primary crayon colors 😆 I completely underestimated how difficult all those fine lines would be though 🫣 But well worth the isolated gold chrome effect in the end. We must all be bougie looking adults with luxurious children's toys on our fingers ✨️
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2 days ago
Did you know my Tamagotchi tooth gem design is partially glow in the dark?? 🫣 Well I kinda forgot too. I just grab whatever colors go with the vibe, and whoops it glows 😶 Kuchipatchi ♡ Mametchi ♡ Mimitchi ♡ Memetchi ♡ Violetchi
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4 days ago
⭐️ Sailor Scout Compacts ⭐️ Okkieeee so my other Sailor Moon design has been such a hit I keep running out of charms and always gotta wait for restocks and all which is such a good problem to have 🥹 But also I've been wanting to add more colors and variations to Sailor Moon themed nails. Excuse my ADHD, but here's another! Remembering how in ~2016 era there were soooooo many themed makeup collabs and I wanted them all. But me being a broke student at the time and now the world has moved on from the makeup hype 🥲 I'm just gonna keep putting all my kiddie desires onto nails. @apresnailofficial Short Almond #sailormoonnails Sailor Moon Mercury Mars Venus Jupiter
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8 days ago
iT's ThE cOsTcO nAiLsSsS !!!!!!! 📍Santa Clara Night Market May 1 - 2 Here's a recap of my first ever outdoor market: ○ super flattered by all the people who came by and said they NEEEEEDED to look for the Costco nails 🙂‍↔️🤭 ○ I dressed very warmly for the windy nights! .....which meant I died in the sun during the day 🤡👍🏻 ○ was placed right next to the stage x__________x I am an old woman who does not party. Appreciate those who still stopped by to chat despite the loud music 🥺 We had to scream at each other and I probably still misheard everything 😵‍💫 ○ happy to see some familiar faces again! This was actually only my 2nd event ever as a vendor and anyone I met at FRIENDfest who came by my booth again to say hi, I'm declaring you my new bffls c: ○ someone stole my pen on day 1 🤡 ○ apologies to those who were bamboozled again by my giant fishing lure sign 🤣 I do not sell fishing lures. But idkkkk maybe it's a good idea 💡 ○ met tons of super cool parents out there who would let their kids wear nails 👀 ○ portapotties 💩 Thank you again to everyone who came by to check out my nails 🫶🏻 I already have many more ideas for the future and it'll all be possible thanks to all the support I've gotten so far! UwU & OwO
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12 days ago
Dedicated to all the choochoos that choochoo in the middle of the night and disrupting my sleep in the ghetto 😃🫶🏻 Which form of Bay Area transit gets you to your daily joy or misery? 🚉 Gonna be bringing these to my next Bay Area markets 🤣 @apresnailofficial Medium Square ... Bart Bay Area Rapid Transit Muni Clipper Card Amtrak Caltrain
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18 days ago
Experimenting more with some piercing nails 👀 and this took way longer than expected and I wasted a bunch of rings till I found some sturdy enough for my liking, and made my hands smell like metal with all the fondling 😊 Inspo @_kcbeauty @apresnailofficial Long Stiletto #piercednails #altnails #stilletonails #longnails
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27 days ago
Pumpkins, balls, tentacles, phallus. Happy things for all. Did a small redesign of one of my first and oldest Yayoi Kusama themed sets to make the pumpkins more pumpkin shaped! Still a huge Kusama fan and still not tired of doing nails with tons of polka dots! But after 4 separate trips to Japan in the last decade, I still haven't been able to visit the Kusama museum in Tokyo due to poor planning and bad luck 🫠 Someday. @apresnailofficial Medium Almond #yayoikusamamuseum #3dnails #tentaclefetish #trippynails #pumpkinnails
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1 month ago
L͖͎͑ĕ̛͕͍͔͈̳̰̦͗͌͂͒͋̃̉̈́ͪ̄͢͠͠ͅt̵̪̜̝̠̻̼͇̠̝̣̻̗̮͖̠̗͉ͣ̒̄̑̈́͗͗ͤͮ̈̒͘͠͝ͅ'̷̘̥͔̪̇͊̿̓͗ͤs̶̛̭̬̠̣͚̅̇͘ ḙ͎͔̙̜̼̊̓ͭ̈́̀̑ͧ̈́͋̕͟ͅà̸̡̛̮̯̝̠̰͓͕̝̩͕̭̥͇͕͍͔ͫ̌ͩͨ̀̑ͭͬͮ͛͒ͬ̎ͭ̓̇̆̆̚͜t̸̨̤̙̤͈̣̦̣̩͖̜̭̓̐̈́̄̇́͊̊ͬͭ͐ͩ̄͆̓̄͛ͮ̚̕͡͠ 🍕👁🧁 🧸 Five Nights at Freddy's 🐥 Is this scary? Or derpy? Or so derpy that it's scary? 👁🦷🦷👁 @apresnailofficial Medium Almond I'll keep sticking eyes on everything now ~ #horrornails #fnafnails #derpynails #3dnails #funnynails
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1 month ago