☠️ Introducing: Poison Apple 🍎
A wicked twist on a fall classic…
🔴 Red butter crust — bold, daring, and dangerously crisp.
🍏 Cinnamon apple filling — warm, spiced temptation baked to perfection.
💚 Homemade green caramel drip — a toxic-looking glaze that’s oh-so irresistible.
🔮 Limited drop this season — join the cult and claim your slice of forbidden magic. Link in bio.
Introducing Lunaria Celeste 🌕🎸
The newest Bloodline Beauty has risen—and she’s not here to sweeten the scene.
She shreds under moonlight, bites harder than your ex, and bakes with a vengeance.
💋 New Drop: October 17th
Limited pies. Infinite craving.
Join the cult. She already has.
🔪 Link in bio.
#LoversLastBite #LunariaCeleste #BloodlineBeauties
✨🧛♂️ THE HOST HAS RISEN 🧛♂️✨
We’re thrilled to announce that the one and only @mr.mpleasure will be hosting the Edward Cullen Look-Alike Contest 🩸 for Lover’s Last Bite!
📍 Washington Square Park
📅 October 3rd
⏰ Twilight Hours: 6PM
Do you sparkle? 🌙 Prove it. Enter the contest or come cheer from the shadows. Every audience member gets a free mini pie 🥧—because vampires can’t live on blood alone.
⚡️Join the cult. Bite into the night.
🔗 Apply through the link in bio!
Photography By @mettieostrowski
🎃 Pumpkin Slasher is BACK for blood!
Dropping tonight at @astoriahorrorclub screening of MADMAN at @heartofgoldastoria — 7pm sharp.
This one’s a full-blown autumn massacre: homemade pumpkin filling and homemade crust- for maximum terror and taste.
🔥Hell loves Coma White and boobs! 🔥
Introducing Chocolate Coma — white + milk chocolate cream pie crowned with whipped cream and chocolate breasts so delicious they should be illegal.
Available ONLY at @rockbarnyc during Brain Damage Horror Trivia with @comawhitenyc and @heylockwood on November 19th at 7pm. ☠️⚰️
👽 Lover’s Last Bite Invades Brooklyn 🥧
We’re crashing @screamscenenyc ‘s free screening of Jordan Peele’s NOPE — bringing with us an exclusive drop straight from the skies: the Skyfall Apple Pie.
📅 Friday, 11/21
⏰ Doors 6 PM | Movie 6:30 PM
📍 Pine Box Rock Shop, Brooklyn
💀 Free Entry
🩸 THE STRAWBERRY SLASHER HAS RISEN. 🩸
Tonight, at @rockbarnyc with @quizdaddychris — while Buffy slays vampires, we’re serving souls (and whipped cream).
Our Strawberry Slasher pie is back from the grave:
🍓 Fresh strawberry filling
⚰️ Homemade whipped cream
🗡️ Chocolate cross dagger
Sink your teeth in before it disappears into the night.
One night only — Wednesday, Oct 29 @ Rockbar NYC 🩸
Vampire Pies are back this weekend 🥧🩸
Join us at Lyndhurst Mansion’s Gothic Market this Saturday & Sunday (Oct. 25–26, 10AM–5PM) for blood-soaked sweets, cursed confections, and the best pies from hell.
🩸 Descend into temptation…
This Wednesday, October 22nd, we’re joining forces with The Brooklyn Horror Society for a screening of The Descent at Lucky 13 Saloon (8PM).
We’re unleashing a limited drop of our newest creation: “Cave Dweller” — blood apple pies baked in darkness, inspired by the film itself.
Join the cult. Take the bite. Escape the cave… if you can. 🔪🥧
🩸✨ OCTOBER 17TH DROP ✨🩸
Meet Final Girl. She’s sweet, scarred, and unshakable — the one who crawls out of the carnage with cherry-stained lips and chocolate armor. 🔪
Available in limited quantities October 17th. Will you join her?
Ginger’s the alpha and we are her pack 🐺 We’re wolves and we own Tuesday nights at @boyfriendcoop 🌙
ARE YOU READY FOR OUR 2ND TERROR TUESDAY?!? Next week, we keep these good vibes going with a short film from @hellojackwarren followed by the trans-coded GINGER SNAPS
🩸@loverslastbite is our special guest of the evening with FREE mini-pies that’ll haunt you into the afterlife. If you can’t make it Tuesday, join their mailing list for October’s first pie drop! Will you be one of the (un)lucky 666?
#nycqueer #horrorevent #queernightlife #queerhorror
