hey surprise, new single Calm out now wherever (except spotify)
engineered and mixed by Remi Wells @allthefederalessay
mastered by Ely Lilac
@lilacroadkill
big ups to Amelia @amelia_cry_til_i_die___yikes for letting us use her distrokid
band photo by Sam Tate
more to come
Monday, April 6th at @luigismansionphl :
@thead00re (NYC)
@or__best__offer (NYC)
@cowpokesband@lolapointfive
Cue fanfare! The triumphant return of NYC’s experimental pop/rock icons @thead00re and @or__best__offer to Philly is occurring in just two weeks! Joining them are our own beloved @cowpokesband and @lolapointfive ! It’s sure to be a very special night full of joyous friendship and adventurous music that will leave you spinning like a top so bring a pal and we’ll see you there!
Rad flyer by @pizza_riott
Doors at 7, Music at 8, $10-15, DM for address
Plz respect the space and each other 🪐
MS. MISSOURI MOB MASHING
On Friday, March 13th, we are bringin' the heat to South Philly stronghold @orpheus.garden to bring about delicious disarray! We are welcoming Missouri's mesmerizing musical magicians @thebandlaika to bind us in endless heavenly hexes! Joining them are primordial ooze for pretty girls @lolapointfive and the lake-sunk lover's locket of @milaculpa ! You will not want to miss this mortifyingly majestic display!
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Friday, March 13th, 2026
Orpheus Garden (dm for addy)
$10-15 NOTAFLOF
Doors 7, Music 8
Show space in basement downstairs.
Respect the spot and its occupants or get frozen forever in a large ice block.
Absolute huge thank-you to @goodnightphiladelphia for collaborating on this lovely flier, you are as always making the dream a reality. Also shout out @soilearthground for the genius contribution of the pastel barbed wire.... cooler than I ever could have intended!
hey we're doing a weekender next month! going to exciting places and playing with exciting people. namely:
1/16 in Baltimore at The Undercroft, with Fibbing, Baltimore Avenue, and Gustavo Fring
1/17 in Richmond at the Greenhouse Gallery, with Kitty Corner, Human Worm, and The Lampreys
1/18 in Philly at Dead Birds, with Roseheath and Bristoltooth
we'll get the individual flyers posted in the near future, hopefully we see you there.
🇵🇸 11/22 BENEFIT SHOW 🏳️⚧️
A split benefit show for the Trans United Front and @bridge.of.solidarity at @thepouchphl on Saturday November 22nd 💙
Music by @ruthinthebardo@lolapointfive@thedeathofjamesdean@banshee.phl
Doors 6:30, Music 7, $5-10 NOTAFLOF
DM @thepouchphl for address
*Masks required and provided
*Earplugs provided
*Show is down a flight of stairs
Trans United Front (TUF) is a trans affinity group within Philly Socialists. We seek to facilitate connection, mutual aid, and solidarity between interconnected political struggles within the Philadelphia trans community. Funds raised will go towards costs associated with running trans self defense classes, including a space to host and instructors.
Bridge of Solidarity is an aid organization in Gaza, challenging the West’s Pity economy, supporting people without phones, social media, English skills, or living family.
hey actually our next show is this Sunday with Nashville's Total Wife and Philly's Mila Culpa and Cradle, at the beautiful halls of Mini Mart. big ups to Doug for setting this up, please bring earplugs im begging you.
doors 7 music 8
$10-15 notaflof
dm for address if you need it
playing the best show in the world DAHLAK!!!!
with @_711jesus_@ruthinthebardo@donnaxrevvingxband
side note big things coming… been in the stu…. album seriously in the works cant wait to share w everyone <3
also we made the flier yay
ANOTHER SCINTILLATING SUMMER SLAMMER!!! On Tuesday, July 15th, we will be at @cousindannyslounge running up another saucy selection of powerful performers! Comin' at you from gorgeous Connecticut is @standbyct who threaten to slice the delicate tapestry of reality as we know it with surgical riffs galore! They will be accompanied by Philly's gleefully crunchy power-pop bending baddies @bonogangbono , the stylishly stupefying sonic sidewinders @lolapointfive , and the unquiet undulating aural acrobats @underreviewphl ! You will be reeling with wonder, brimming with vim and vigor, foaming at the mouth, begging for more!
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Tuesday, July 15th, 2025
Cousin Danny's Lounge (1 N 50th St)
$10 NOTAFLOF
Doors 7, Music 8
Show space ramp-accessible, bathrooms downstairs
Respect the space and its occupants or be split in twain by devilish dames!
Superb flier by the endlessly talented @goodnightphiladelphia !
