The craziest thing about Simon is that he’s real. I genuinely can’t describe him without it sounding like a character I wrote. Which I would NEVER do because I’d get notes that he’s too likable and he’d be cut before we ever made it to production 😔
It’s been one year since we RESCUED Papaya. I’m not mentioning she’s a rescue to shame you—I just need you to fully grasp how much better of a person I objectively am. We love you Papaya. You are not very smart, but you are completely ours. 🧡
BREAKING: Manhunt underway for Canadian man accused of being too hot, obscenely kind, and emotionally available?? Witnesses say, ‘He’s shirtless like… all the time.’ More at 11.
You think I’m posting this just cause my legs look good? That’s absurd. I’m obviously posting this to tell you to vote for Kamala.
I’ll be canvassing in Arizona at the end of this month. If you want to come, don’t DM me because I lost the sign up link my friend sent and I’m too scared to ask her for it again.
