IT'S BEEN 10 YEARS (A WHOLE DECADE!) SINCE MY FIRST OFFICIAL ALBUM "DANCING WITH BAD GRAMMAR" WAS RELEASED. I'VE JUST REALISED!
TO CELEBRATE it gives me great pleasure to release the original version of the album that my label said was too controversial at the time!
It's 2026 now, and we've all grown and matured collectively, so I think you're ready to digest it finally. FIND IT ON BANDCAMP.
2016... Damn, what a time... The word DOOMSCROLLING hadn't been invented yet, Trump burst onto the political scene after grabbing it unapologetically by the p*ssy - UK citizens could travel freely through the EU without being facer*ped by bureaucrats....
And man... those were some intense album sessions that left all kinds of aches and pains in odd areas and completely no memory of what had happened whatsoever... but the producer said I should just shut up and take the pills and not overthink everything so much - "we're making art here u entitled cis gendered f*ck!!" he'd always find some excuse to yell in the studio every morning.
Anyway - look for it on BANDCAMP!
Jeez, I hope this post doesn't affect the algorithm. We all know how much Instagram discourages nudity.
YOURS SPORADICALLY
THE INTERGALACTIC TROUBADOUR 🌠
📸@annietobinphoto (1/3)
📸@dianesagnier (4)
NEW SONG ALERT!! 🚨
"Desperate Times, Mediocre Measures" is the name of it
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These times are desperate.
Hate is mediocre.
Violence is mediocre.
Absolutes are mediocre.
The song is out now.
It is from an upcoming album called "Ottoline"
Give it a listen if it pleases thee.
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LINK IN BIO
Greetings!
Did you know that the name OTTOLINE means prosperous in battle? Life can be a war sometimes, going from one battle to another. The first girl I ever fell in love with was named OTTOLINE. That was a conquest my heart will never forget. Ever since then I find myself fighting the same battles over and over again. Sometimes I win, sometimes I lose, but I've found that I usually always prosper. You can become rich with a wealth of expression after all. A year ago today I put out a record called OTTOLINE, but that wasn't the full picture of the battlefield. Today, on it's anniversary I would like to present you with OTTOLINE: THE DIRECTOR'S CUT; which is Ottoline in her most authentic form, saying things in the right order, in the way she wants you to hear them, because it's the only authentic way she or I can express our love and gratitude. And I am grateful, and I do love you, because you are me. Sylvia Plath said that. Have a listen if it pleases thee!
-LAS
🚨PARTY ALERT!🚨
The NIGHT OF WONDERS finally returns!
This time in a new location - @bureau_of_silly_ideas -
Allowing it to be the BIGGEST and BEST NIGHT OF WONDERS YET!
For starters, NIGHT has extended into DAY and the WONDERS will begin on the morning of Saturday the 30th May at 10AM with the calm of the market, and go on until Midnight, ending with the crazed cacophony of music. The sun will be out, and so will the DJs. Do you like dancing? art exhibitions? Live poetry? Strolling through a market place? Buying art directly from the artists themselves? Well, here you can do that all in one place!
Food all day from the amazing @ayalivity
Play games and buy/exchange/trade with local top hoarders of retro treasures @only.oldschoolgoods
+ many more stalls to be announced.
But, Lookman, why a party? I hear you ask... Why an all day furore celebrating the sounds, crafts and trades of inspiring friends and the sonic tastes of local legends and treasures? Why?? WHY GODDAMMIT?? ANSWER ME!!!!
Well, dear reader, for starters I'd say stop shouting, jeez; breeaaaathe - no need to be so tense... Perhaps it's because it's been a whole ass decade since my first official record came out. Or maybe it's a great way for people to find out more about an artist's exclusive merchandise. It could even be becuase BLACKROCK - one of Satan's most reliable investment companies, has threatened to knock the whole area down and build new apartments over it and the community has to use the space as much as possible in order to convince the the courts not to allow them to do it..... Or maybe it's just because I'm surrounded by such amazing people that I want an excuse to dance with them. Who knows?.... Well, YOU know. Your future self knows because you have already decided to come. I saw you there in the future. Can't wait to re-live the memories that we haven't experienced yet!
MORE ANNOUNCEMENTS TO COME!
Get your ALL DAY PASS to the HOUSE OF WONDERS for only £6. LINK IN BIO. 🎟
Your's wholesomely
THE INTERGALACTIC TROUBADOUR 🌠
📸 @salv.az
Transcribed from a recording made the night of 14th February 2036 by Icurs Bard, the famed 21st century earth poet/painter and notorious sex manager during an lsd induced fever-pitched waking dream of panic whilst he was infamously commissioned at the lighthouse of Hercules.
WELL THAT WAS FUN...
IF SOFT LANDINGS PROVE ANYTHING OTHERWISE UNDERNEATH SHARP TRIALS AND SOFT MOMENTS OF REPRIEVE IT IS THE GRACEFUL TRUTH THAT HOWLS IN THE WARM BOWL OF A THOUGHTLESS CROSSWIND - GRATEFULNESS AND LOVE ARE ARMED WITH THAT TRUTH.
AND THE TRUTH IS: AS HARD AS THOSE CROSSWINDS BLOW, FLYING HIGH WITH THE RIGHT PEOPLE MAKES IT FUN.
AND, WELL, THAT WAS VERY FUN.
THANK YOU FOR THAT.
THE ERA OF SOPHROSYNE CONTINUES...
YOURS TRULY
THE INTERGALACTIC TROUBADOUR 🌠
THANK YOU ĶÖLN - THAT WAS SPECIAL💒
ONLY A HANDFUL OF TICKETS 🎟 LEFT FOR BERLIN - SO GET THEM WHILST THEY'RE STILL THERE.
LOVE LOVE LOVE
YOURS TRULY
THE INTERGALACTIC TROUBADOUR 🌠
📸 @photo_moustache
HEY YOU THERE! YES YOU! YOU THERE?
HANDS UP... I'LL ADMIT IT... IN ALL HONESTY...
... I NEED MUSIC RECOMMENDATIONS FOR THE JOURNEY... HEARD ANYTHING GOOD LATELY?
ON A SIDE NOTE ... I'M COMING TO GET YA! ....
BE PREPARED TO BE LOVED😈🌐🌍
YOURS TRULY
THE INTERGALACTIC TROUBADOUR 🌠
📸 @raphyart
OILING UP THE COSMIC RESONATOR MACHINE WITH THE HOMIES BEFORE HEADING OUT 💒🌋🌍🌐🌍
SEE YOU OUT THERE SOON! ☀️
YOURS TRULY
THE INTERGALACTIC TROUBADOUR 🌠
🎥 @merther_hum
