Here is a photograph of me doing the Don Jr. challenge where I hide my weak chin behind a beard, slather my hair in goat shit, mask having ZERO accomplishments, and pathetically lobby for my father’s love and approval.
Here is a photograph depicting the time my friend and coworker Brendan had to convince our other coworkers that it wasn’t really me who was stealing their lunches from the fridge (even though we all knew he was lying and I was in fact stuffing globs of meat from their turkey sandwiches into my mouth in-between meetings).
