As night falls on Portland, Oregon, one triumphant band of merrymakers will sing out their final notes to a basement warmed by the good humored, wind-reddened faces of their friends and acquaintances before a chapter of bleak non-existence. Join KITTEN TOOLS before the band is put on ice, kept chilled and static like the cryogenically-stalled head of some rich man time has forgotten. Whether the tools will pick up their instruments and play again, or whether the band will be swept up in the always lurking, often inevitable vacuums of time, distance, and so called “artistic differences” is a question only fate can answer.
One thing is certain. To miss the tools tonight would be a grave mistake.
Well guys…we’ve been busy making some major studio magic with @foxruns and are ready to present our own personal ALBUM!!!!!!! To celebrate, we are playing this show at Jordan’s house on 8/9 with our friends @angelbandonline and @luckystarpdx …it’s gonna be epic sauce. U DONT want to miss this… love u bye
For months we waited in silence…..harboring darknesses yet refining our craft and sharpening our minds like knives….all to lead to this defining moment…the @likestjoan release show!!!!!!!!! Kitten tools is back baby yeah! TweeSpring (trademarked, all rights reserved) is here 🙌
Chloe said “you can have the password to the kitten tools account but don’t post…” but I am going to post without permission because it’s Nancy’s birthday on Saturday and nobody has posted about that yet ??? -Dan
Also I must include that @laineybr0wn painted this flyer which is so freaking sick 🎨🖼️🖌️