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Feels reductive when you cut it down for IG, but all the nuance is on SDC 😁 šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Howdy, scroller 🤔 What do you call someone who tells Dad Jokes but isn’t a dad? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A Faux Pa. _________________________________________ #watchcollector #watchfam #watchmeme #watchhumor #collectorpsychology
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4 months ago
Overheard at the next RedBar: ā€œWanna play hide the toy?ā€ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Howdy, scroller 🤔 A woodpecker visited the Petrified Forest. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . He said it was impeccable. 🐦 _________________________________________ #watchcollector #apxswatch #swatch #Watchfam #dadjoke
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23 hours ago
Received in a WhatsApp group… If this is an AI generated fake, then it’s really well done šŸ˜‚ #apxswatch #swatchxap #swatch #audemarspıguet #royalpop
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4 days ago
ā€œIncestuous, homogeneous fiefdoms of self-proclaimed expertise are always rank-closing and mutually self-defending, above all else.ā€ —Glenn Greenwald . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Howdy, scroller 🤔 The anesthesiologist asked if I preferred gas or a boat paddle. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Either way, it was an ether/oar situation. _________________________________________ #watchcollector #swatch #audemars #swatchxap #swatchxaudemarspiguet
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7 days ago
You can’t outthink reality when your thoughts are built from lies and illusions. — Carl Jung . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Howdy, scroller 🤔 What’s the best present you can gift? A broken drum. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Nobody can beat that. 🄁 _________________________________________ #watchcollector #watchcollection #watchcollectors #Watchfam #dadjoke
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9 days ago
Shakespearean tragedy lol . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Howdy, scroller 🤔 Scientists recently finished a study on how alcohol affects a person’s ability to walk. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The results are staggering 🚶 _________________________________________ #watchcollector #patekcollector #linkedinmemes #Watchfam #dadjoke
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14 days ago
Do you reckon buying a (non hyped) watch at retail is an act of philanthropy? . Rory Sutherland argues that buying a new car is basically a public service since the original buyer absorbs the huge depreciation hit so someone else can enjoy the exact same car a few years later at a steep discount. If you think about it, this tracks for any non-hype watch as well... although, as the growing pool of secondary market ā€œwatchersā€ goes to show, philanthropy in the watch community is drying up. Everyone wants a payday šŸ˜‚ . Enough clowns to make a circus šŸŽŖ 🤔 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Howdy, scroller 🤔 why did the Mexican take anti-anxiety medication? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . For Hispanic Attacks. _________________________________________ #watchcollector #watchcollection #rorysutherland #Watchfam #dadjoke
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23 days ago
ā€œā€¦well that’s one way to make a round movement look squareishā€ — Someone in our group chat . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Howdy, scroller 🤔 I went my whole life absolutely certain I’d never get a phone call from a vegetable… Then one day… . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Onion rings. _________________________________________ #watchesandwonders2026 #patekphilippe #5840 #patekcubitus #cubitus
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1 month ago
ā€œNothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm lolā€ — Ralph Waldo Emerson (kinda) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Howdy, scroller 🤔 Did you hear about the guy who collapsed while climbing Mount Everest? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Authorities just found Himalayan there. _________________________________________ #watchesandwonders2026 #rolexnovelties #watchcollectors #Watchfam #dadjoke
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1 month ago
ā€œNothing is more deceitful than the appearance of humility. It is often only carelessness of opinion, and sometimes an indirect boast.ā€ —Jane Austen . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Howdy, scroller 🤔 Sure, Alexander Graham Bell was a great guy… . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . … but I’m more impressed by the work of his brother, Taco 🌮 _________________________________________ #watchcollector #watchcollection #seneca #Watchfam #dadjoke
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1 month ago
Ancient wisdom for the modern collector šŸ“  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Howdy, scroller 🤔 Confucius say, man who eat his watch... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . …bound to find it very time-consuming. 😵 _________________________________________ #watchcollector #watchcollection #confuciussays #Watchfam #dadjoke
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1 month ago
Imagine touching down in Geneva for Watches & Wonders and being greeted by these public service announcements. šŸ‡ØšŸ‡­šŸ›‘ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Howdy, scroller 🤔 I tried to make a belt out of some old watches today. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Turns out, it was just a waist of time. 🄁 😵 _________________________________________ #watchcollector #watchesandwonders #watchesandwonders2026 #Watchfam #dadjoke
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1 month ago