we’re going to hell for this 😭
Episode 34: Consensual Room is out now on all platforms!
This episode: Filling your own cup! Our deep dive coverage of this year’s very fraught Met Gala! Details of a remarkable new scam! Kim Kardashian defers her legal dreams! The Pussycat Dolls cancel their “reunion” tour that excluded half the band! Whitney Leavitt exits The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives! New details on Season 4 of The White Lotus! The abrupt settlement in Lively v. Baldoni! The abrupt demise of Spirit Airlines! Everything you need to know about the hantavirus boat! And much much more!
Jordan’s science newsletter, The Uptake, is available on Substack. Go subscribe!
Connor’s debut comic, Did You Hear About Mimi Green?, is coming May 27th. Go preorder!
For bonus content, including exclusive Kitty Bitty reporting segments and TV recaps, check out kibitzcast on Patreon!
Links in bio.
PSA: People you do not know are under no obligation to be nice to you!!
Episode 28: Tactical Mafia Analysts is out now!
This episode: A defense of Chappell Roan, who definitively did nothing wrong, but also does not have to be nice to you! A spooky-creepy-crazy update from the world of Huda Mustafa! Sarah Ferguson denies involvement in sordid corgi-cloning scheme! Usher being a grave disappointment! Alan Ritchson doing nothing wrong! The explosive fourth season of The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives! Jordan’s biological son, the common raven! A wild Crime Corner! And much much more!
Jordan’s science newsletter, The Uptake, is available on Substack. Go subscribe!
Connor’s debut comic, Did You Hear About Mimi Green? is coming this May. Go preorder!
For bonus content, including exclusive Kitty Bitty reporting segments and TV recaps, check out kibitzcast on Patreon!
Links in bio.
#chappellroan #jorghino
With only two months under our belt, we are so excited to see these stats for The Kibitz on Spotify Wrapped!
Thank you so much for welcoming the show with such excitement and love. We are having so much fun queening out with you every week. Big things on the horizon! xo
Press Release from The International Consortium of Biracials & Lighstkins: Klay Thompson you will be dealt with….
Episode 33: Salmon Fishing at The Abbey is out now on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and Amazon!!
This episode: The arthouse ecstasy of Mother Mary! A troubling update on the Ketamine Queen! Clavicular banned from YouTube! The Summer House reunion is rocked by audio leaks! All the pop girlies (Olivia Rodrigo, Sabrina Carpenter, Ryan Murphy) acknowledge their mothers! Laura Dern replaces Helena Bonham Carter in The White Lotus! Prayers for Snooki! Jordan’s extended take on that man who cheated on Megan Thee Stallion! And much much more!
Jordan’s science newsletter, The Uptake, is available on Substack. Go subscribe!
Connor’s debut comic, Did You Hear About Mimi Green?, is coming May 27th. Go preorder!
For bonus content, including exclusive Kitty Bitty reporting segments and TV recaps, check out kibitzcast on Patreon!
Links in bio.
being a creative is a mental disorder and sometimes you have to accept your deep-seated desire for strangers’ approval 🙂↕️
Episode 32: Cow Tools is out now on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and Amazon! (and has been for days, oops 😅)
This episode: Clavicular overdoses on stream! Ciara Miller continues to ascend! The Avatar Aang movie leaks online! An awkward red carpet moment for Joshua Jackson! The Onion officially seizes control of InfoWars! Madonna has spoken: Sabrina is the girl! Beyoncé prepares to rock our wallets! Ice Spice attacked at McDonald’s! Secrets of bovine intelligence! And much much more!
Jordan’s science newsletter, The Uptake, is available on Substack. Go subscribe!
Connor’s debut comic, Did You Hear About Mimi Green?, is coming this May. Go preorder!
For bonus content, including exclusive Kitty Bitty reporting segments and TV recaps, check out kibitzcast on Patreon!
Links in bio.
if your man takes you anywhere that seems even REMOTELY haunted?? especially if it’s his FAMILY home???? leave him. immediately. he does NOT wish you well queen 🚫✋🙅♀️❌❌❌❌❌
Episode 30: Do It For Wall-E is out now on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and Apple Music!! Go listen to the ep for the full spiel (it’s all good, trust?
#somethingverybadisgoingtohappen
look everything’s bad and it’s hard to know if we’ll all still be here next week for people to enjoy the fruits of our labor, so if you’re doing something rn, do it for Wall-E. he’ll be here. he’ll enjoy your art. do it for him 🙂↕️❤️🤖
Episode 30: Do It For Wall-E is out now Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and Amazon Music!
This episode: Podcasting beneath the doomsday clock! Zohran Mamdani’s take on the Summer House scandal! Katseye drama soars to new heights as Manon is excluded from their upcoming single! Gucci Mane is briefly kidnapped! Grim if unexpected new developments in the case of Taylor Frankie Paul v. Dakota Mortensen! Amazon threatens the world with a remake of Basic Instinct! Zara Larsson doubles down! Being alone on a boat with a man: not even once! The Large Hadron Collider solves the millennia-long question at the heart of alchemy! And much much more!
Jordan’s science newsletter, The Uptake, is available on Substack. Go subscribe!
Connor’s debut comic, Did You Hear About Mimi Green?, is coming this May. Go preorder!
For bonus content, including exclusive Kitty Bitty reporting segments and TV recaps, check out kibitzcast on Patreon!
Links in bio.
If something goes bump in the night, miss girl that could never be our business 🙂↔️👻
Episode 29: Ghosts Are None Of Our Business
This episode: Keke Palmer’s stalker scare at SXSW! The security guard at the center of the Chappell Roan controversy (not in any way Chappell Roan’s security guard) speaks out! The return of Euphoria! An amusing little crime spree in Boca Raton! Zendaya and Robert Pattinson’s charming press tour for The Drama! Chilli denies the MAGA allegations! Jordan’s deep dive on the public health crisis that is Clavicular! Connor’s deep dive on the scandal rocking Bravo’s Summer House! An exploration of animal midwifery! And much much more!
Jordan’s science newsletter, The Uptake, is available on Substack. Go subscribe!
Connor’s debut comic, Did You Hear About Mimi Green? is coming this May. Go preorder!
For bonus content, including exclusive Kitty Bitty reporting segments and TV recaps, check out kibitzcast on Patreon!
Links in bio.
Fun fact: Emma Stone is both Viola Davis’ daughter and Michael B Jordan’s mother if you didn’t know
Episode 27: Case By Case is out now!!
This episode, our super-sized Oscars coverage: The triumph of Amy Madigan! The ecstasy of Teyana Taylor! The agony of Timmy Chalamet! A celebration of Ryan Coogler and Michael B. Jordan and everything Sinners! And much much more!
Plus: A deep dive on the aborted Buffy revival at Hulu! The science of sweat! And some Irish history for the kids!
Jordan’s science newsletter, The Uptake, is available on Substack. Go subscribe!
Connor’s debut comic, Did You Hear About Mimi Green? is coming this May. Go preorder!
For bonus content, including exclusive Kitty Bitty reporting segments and TV recaps, check out kibitzcast on Patreon!
Links in bio.
#oscars #oscars2026
Thank you for the incredible response to our DID YOU HEAR ABOUT MIMI GREEN? announcement! I’m so grateful and so excited for what’s to come.
Lots of you have inquired about preorders, so I wanted to explain a bit — and also plug the @collectors_paradise Signature Series, a quick and convenient way to preorder signed copies of all four issues at regular cover price!
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(or at the "Signature Series" LINK IN BIO)
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In Episode 12 we covered the @jordanblok galaxy brain theory that Kim Kardashian is going to leverage her recent brain scan and her failed bar exam for an Elon Neuralink partnership where she gets chipped and suddenly is able to pass the bar, and honestly we feel like this is a fitting and kindof cunty end-stage for humanity.
Check the link in bio for the full ep and stay tuned for this week’s ep coming shortly!! 🤖🍑
