Memorial day weekend 😃🤽♀️💦
Saturday, May 23rd, 5pm, @dallascomedyclub
Joke or Drown is an outdoor stand-up comedy showcase with audience participation like no other! As the hottest comics in the metroplex hurl jokes, hot takes and roasts, we invite you to hurl waterballoons in this modernized act of jesters and tomatoes! Have a laugh or make a splash either way a good time is guaranteed at this pre-summer bash! Tickets are less than $10.
Water balloons will be supplied, do not bring your own. If you run out, you may purchase 5 more balloons for $5.
Link in bio. Get your tickets now.
#standupcomedy #datenight #fyp #comedy
The trip finally made it out the group chat😭😭...
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Okay so we were in Houston this past weekend to perform at #dreamcon ! Truth be told, we procrastinated on booking a place to stay, so this was the cheapest and closest place to the venue. When we pulled up, there was no key. The apartment was just unlocked. Nothing in the unit dead roaches and lies lol. I called vrbo and sent customer service pictures to show it doesn't match the site photos and the agent said "wow..." like he had never seen someone get scammed like this. We got a refund, but the water and power were still on in the place so we had air mattress and could lock the door, we would have made it work for free 😅 it was decided to do a hotel instead #airbnb #vrbo #fyp #scam
What other popular company gimmicks can I add to this bit??
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Also this is another clip from my headlining gig a couple weeks ago. I should be regularly putting something out every week and I have some other huge projects coming up soon so like and follow for more.
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Also it cost way over $2000 to deliver a baby. I didn't even know they charged for that for the longest time. Imagine if you can't pay and they have to put the baby on layaway or it/he/she gets repo'd. Idk I'm working on the bit send tags, I'll mess around with it #dominoes #dairyqueen #coldplay #comedy #standupcomedy
A riff for @paulsaysnothing
This is a clip from his benefit show which was so dope! If you don't know him he's a staple here in the dfw community and a huge supporter of many dallas artists! His gofundme is still active in his bio. Send him some love!
The Best of the Mic Show is back on May 16 in Dallas with a lineup of killers- including comics who headline their own shows, open for household names, and are some of the best talent coming out of Texas right now.
Pull up! Link in bio
Lil' supreme camera batch 001 📸
If you're not in this batch the photo probably came out blurry 😅 i got you for the next one!
1. Inception
2. One of the swaggiest headliners I've ever worked with
3. What superman do yall know that wears glasses
4. I fell asleep with the t still painted on my face btw
5. Just 2 dudes over 6 foot tall
6. Guess who's getting married!!
7. The guy on the left is the answer to the previous caption
8. 🐐
9. They do this every Tuesday btw
10. Imagine if you were in a parking garage and someone walked up to you like this
11. That time I got flewed out
12. My frisbee folk!
13. Idk what i did to deserve this
14. Top flight security of the world
15. He didnt even know the camera was on
16. We were all supposed to wear purple...
17. 'Unlimited mimosas' is a problem.
18. "Who got you smiling like that"
19. 🏗📐
20. Moments before being on tv
2 Capricorns is too many! Can anyone relate to this?
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This is a clip from the @thatsfunnyaintit show! They put house shows with Djs, influencers, and some of the hottest comics in DFW! Make sure you check them out every month!
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Jesus was a capricorn btw
#standupcomedy #fyp #funny #capricorn
Honestly ask yourself if you have what it takes to host a comedy show on Saint Patty's day.
This is a tradition at Hyenas Comedy club and its always a party!
Should I post more of these?
#fyp #comedy #funny
The bartender was asking for a down payment bro just get the drink 😭
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This is another clip from my very first TV appearance! Its probably the last clip I'll share from this set but you can catch the full episode with all the other amazing comedians on YouTube. And again I have to send a huge thanks to @shedg and @cw33dfw for the opportunity! Like and follow to find out whats next!
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This happened at a bar in Arlington. I was at a show with a 2 time minimum but I didnt think it would be that complicated to meet the minimum 😅 The bartender was cool though, we laughed about it and he asked to check my id again which is fair i guess lol
#standupcomedy #fyp #bartender #cars #meme
@kennylee270 says he can’t be your Superman on the first date😂 Yall agree?? #thatsfunnyaintit
Watch an ALL NEW episode now! Exclusively on @ruffflowentertainmenttv
#comedy #tv #jokes #entertainment
Watch as #comedian @kennylee270 makes his 2nd TFAI appearance March 15th EXCLUSIVELY on @ruffflowentertainmenttv Sign up with promo code THATSFUNNY31
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