Keep Chambers

@keepchambers

My name is a verb, but it’s not Verb. 📩 [email protected]
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487k
Following
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67.12%
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My g spot is in my heart
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1 day ago
If you see someone crying, ask them if it’s because of their hair cut
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2 days ago
fwb (friends with bugs)
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3 days ago
Turkey legs & t!ts.. who doesn’t love a ren faire
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5 days ago
Just got diagnosed as your wife. Yeah no they said it’s terminal we have to stay together forever until I die.
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11 days ago
Mind if I get attatched like a stray cat you accidentally fed once?
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12 days ago
So no one’s gonna ask me to be their mayo for Cinco De Mayo ….?
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14 days ago
Are we 100% sure we’re meant to be awake in the winter?
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19 days ago
Headphones arnt enough.. I need songs to lobotomize me
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21 days ago
Sorry I’m late, I had to kiss my dachshund 842 times
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22 days ago
Is earth day… somebody please ask me to be their tree 🌲🌎
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24 days ago
You gonna give up forever to touch me or what?
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26 days ago