Donāt you dare tell me life isnāt a musical!! If you need me Iāll be in the Co-op embarrassing my daughter.
#hamilton #linmanuelmiranda #motherdaughter #musicaltheatre #comedy #funny #explore #fypage #fyp
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Starting THIS Monday at Brighton Fringe ā Dirty Bitch is fun, filthy, unfiltered and fearless. SO MANY EFFS IāVE GOT NONE LEFT TO GIVE.
May 18th-21st at 9:30pm at a&o hostel. Come hangggg. Tickets are free but book your seat! Link in my highlights. See ya there bbs. š
#standupcomedy #femalecomedian #brighton #brightonfringe #funnywomen #explore #fyp #brightonandhove
Itāll all make sense when you hear it in context. Dirty Bitch at Brighton Fringe STARTS ON MONDAY!! Iām so excited. š Tickets are free but seats book up fast ā last yearās shows sold out!
Go to Brighton fringe.org
Mon 18th - Thurs 21st May, 9:30 PM
Venue: a&o Hostel
Dirty Bitch is a filthy, fearless deep dive into being raised in the church, progressive parenting, and sex pre-9/11. The show mixes sharp stand-up with raw, confessional storytelling.
#brighton #comedy #funny #fyp #brightonfringe #funnywomen #dirtybitch
When thereās a big bay window just dying to be sat in, whatās a girl to do? Besides, Iāve got a show to promote. Iād might as well do it in a window! Heathcliff might not like Dirty Bitch (or female comedians for that matter) BUT YOU WILL! my Brighton Fringe run starts on Monday!! Visit the link in my highlights or look for Katie-Rose Petley: Dirty Bitch on the Brighton Fringe website. Tickets are free but theyāre booking up fast!
#brighton #brightonfringe #explore #comedy #funnywomen #femalecomedian #wutheringheights
Iām so Canadian. Find out HOW Canadian next week, because my Brighton fringe run starts in ONE WEEK! Come see Katie-Rose Petley (thatās me) in Dirty Bitch (thatās my show). Itās fun and silly and dirty and a little strange and Iād love to see you there! Tickets are free so book them before they all get gobbled up. Link in my Insta highlight! See ya there babies!!
#brighton #foryou #comedy #explore #canadian #americans #funnywomen #brightonfringe
One week til Dirty Bitch comes to Dover Fringe!
Saturday, 16th May at 4pm
Maison Dieu, Dover
Book your free ticket through the link in my highlights
Dirty Bitch is a filthy, fearless deep dive into being raised in the church, progressive parenting, and sex pre-9/11. The show mixes sharp stand-up with raw, confessional storytelling, balancing big laughs with moments of āOh my God, thatās me!ā
#doverfringe #funny #standup #femalecomedian #funnywomen #kentcomedy #dover #folkestone #kent #explore #fyp
Interviewer: Whatās one of your greatest strengths?
Me: Iām incredibly determined. When someone tells me I canāt accomplish something Iām even more motivated to do it and prove them wrong!
Interviewer: And can you provide a recent example of this happening?
Me: ššāļøš½
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This is the thing with my sister and me. We can be anywhere, doing anything, and weāll end up laughing hysterically ā the kind where you canāt breathe, your mascara runs, and you end up coughing, spluttering and stuffed up like youāre on day three of a bad cold. Except youāre not. Youāre on day two of Brighton Fringe 2025 ā and you havenāt even left your dingy guestroom yet.
No booze. No drugs. Not even a sugar buzz.
Watch til the end for Stephanieās big moment.
And yes, thatās a breast pump down her top.
For anyone who cares, the longer version and the rest of our Brighton shenanigans from last year will be on my first vlog, which Iāll post when Iāve finished editing. Yes, a year late, I know. This is how I roll.
#funnywomen #brighton #brightonfringe #comedy #standup #foryou #explore #sisters
(PS Maybe this Brighton Fringe Iāll be better at operating my GoPro.)
So Iāve discovered a life hack. When life gets so busy that between work, family, and the relentless chaos of chasing dreams, one-on-one time with your girlies starts to feel impossible ā bring your bitches on tour.
Last year, I dragged my sister along to Brighton Fringe. Not only did it make the sometimes lonely, slightly terrifying side of comedy feel a lot less lonely and terrifying ā we had an absolute blast (agressive seagulls not includedā¦ okay, I loved that part too. Stephanie not so much. Sound on for her scared squawks. Yes, HER squawks).
Iām bringing a different friend to Brighton this year (yasss @mothers_sea_sanity ) and in August, when I finally tick off my goal of taking Dirty Bitch to Edinburgh (!!!) Iāll have my Canadian bestie by my side. š„¹
Where should we go next? And who wants to come? APPLICATIONS IN BIO. š¤£
PS If youāre in Dover or Brighton this month, come see my on-stage shenanigans! Info and links are in my Insta highlights.
#doverfringe #brightonfringe #femalecomedian #sistersontour #makeityours #funnywomen #sisters
POV: youāre a non-dancer psyching yourself up to learn the Nonmanogamommy dance so you can do it with your sister (who IS a dancer) when you go see Lily Allen perform West End Girl this summer.
#doublethreat #triplethreat #ohrose #dyp #explore #funny #funnywomen #comedy
