My bank account reminds me of a jaded husband in bed – i.e. not showing the slightest interest. If only I too had such a generous crypto billionaire buddy. But has Tice no price? Wow. How does that equation add up? @tice_richard@nigel_farage #reform
Love, Loyalty and Laughter: this is the sisterhood
creed. Stick to each other like a nylon dress in a heatwave. What a lucky gal I am to be a part of this wise, warm & witty gang. #TheSisterhoodRules #sisterhood
How will Farage escape this £5 million gift scandal? In his tax-dodgem car of course. And where will he go? To join his crypto billionaire pal in Thailand or some other sunny place for shady people. @tice_richard@nigel_farage
China releases photo of Xi’s meeting with Trump. Diaper Don thinks he’s at the high table but he’s only in a high chair & definitely a few nappies short of a full packet of Pampers. #trumpchina #epsteintrumpcoverup
There is a friend who would say yes to this right now, so what are you waiting for? Tag your bestie below.
Until 8 June, National Best Friends Day, two of you can join Club Avandra for the price of one full membership. That means £200 each for a year of exclusive travel experiences including Galicia with @kathy.lette , Helsinki with @marja.putkisto , @palazzofiuggi with @traceylwoodward , Malta with @mariannejonesuk , Marrakesh with @jo_elvin and sailing around Menorca with @karen.webb.9 , plus an opportunity to see Matera aglow with candlelight.
You have been meaning to do this together. Now is the time.
@travelseenofficial
#solotravelreimagined #clubavandra #nationalbestfriendday #sharingiscaring #exclusive
The most perfect pairing on the planet? A bunch of mouthy broads & a gaggle of G.G.L.G.’s (Gorgeous Gay Love Gods.) Yes, there’s a Nero-fiddling-while-Westminster-burns whiff in the air…but what can we do except keep dancing? Happy b’day Brendan! #friends #rockyhorror @arlenephillips littlenellcampbell @georgie_blaise_@meowtopia@mrbrendanguy@julesrules1990
Wilde’s witticisms delivered in the warmth of West Indian accents, cheeky references to Obama & Beyoncé & even a nod to Mandelson’s political prat fall...Oscar would have been tickled pink by this riotous, joyous, deliciously dynamic take on moral hypocrisy in “An Ideal Husband.” @lyrichammersmith #óscarwilde #comedy @alisonsummers25
Is Dozey Don checking if the soya beans are American or just “bowled over” by Chinese hospitality? One thing’s for sure - Trump’s our collective misfortune cookie. #trumpchina
Actor-director turned cattle farmer @rachelwardofficial [left] discusses women, ageing and appearance – and the fallout from her social media post – with author and feminist @kathy.lette at the link in bio.
Photo: Oscar Teffer
Choreography Queen, my twinkly toed pal Arlene Phillips, desperately trying to teach me some dance moves at the Cancer Research UK fund raiser. Of course, cancer sufferers dance on thin ice, especially women, who are drastically underrepresented in research. #CRUK @foreignsisterslondon
5 chat show hosts walk into a TV studio. “What is this? Some kind of joke?” asks the thin-skinned Trump. Shame on CBS for cancelling #StephenColbert to placate Don the Con. Here’s to Colbert’s supportive comedic pals whose combined wits keep us sane during an insane Presidency. @colbert@jimmykimmel@johnstewart #sethmyers #jimmyfallon #chatshow #johnoliver
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