Whenever I see one of my closest friends going through rough patches, I devote considerable effort to put them back on the right track towards happiness, fulfillment, and self-actualization. The accompanying image is a tremendous example of such an endeavor, as I try to lift my companion, Cormac (AKA “Cor-de-Mac”; AKA “Nickelodeon”), into higher spirits while he suffers through excruciating work. Nice!
Unfortunate news to report, friends: according to sources, I have, in fact, been “cancelled.” Not sure why or how this has happened, but I can only pray that somehow I recover with a shred of the pride and dignity that I once held so dearly. Please keep me in your thoughts.
Moments before I go in and tell Trump (along with the rest of the clowns running our government) a piece of my mind! Let me know if there is anything you would like me to tell him on your behalf in the comments below!
A central tenet of my routine attempts to stay grounded despite my recent rise to prominence, glory, and fame is the art of meditation. The most wonderful aspect of these endeavors is they can be executed in almost any location! This image, for instance, depicts yours truly meditating while simultaneously capturing an image of myself using the rear-facing camera on my smart phone and a mirror! Great!
Even when spending great times with dear friends, I cannot help but feel a certain agony deep down inside my bones, stemming from intense and crippling gloom that clouds my every day and night. Maybe one day I will learn to live in peace and happiness, but regrettably, that day has not yet arrived. Go Giants!
One of the fundamental aspects I believe necessary to living a good life involves looking to those closest to you for inspiration, guidance, and above all else, love. In light of that, I am dedicating this post to those who constantly pick me up when I am down and have helped to resurrect my self-confidence by accepting who I am as an individual! Thanks fellas!
