If anyone needs their garden gnomes sprucing up a bit my mum is currently taking commissions 💅#gardening #gardengnome #gnomes #gnomesofinstagram #stuffofnightmares
If you’re off on holiday, a weekend break or just want to stay inside like a vampire and read (do vampires read? 🧛♀️ 📕) to escape the current hellfire, my clever friend @njmillerbooks has written a book that is intriguing, funny and clever. Because she’s intriguing, funny and clever. Available at Amazon, obviously!
#bookstagram #books #intrigue #funny #selfgifting #lazing #reading #readingtime
I bought a new toilet seat yesterday. I keep walking into the kitchen, thinking it’s a pizza and then feeling really upset that it’s not 😫🍕 #devastated
Had a brilliant and informative time working on the Sex Education book. If you need any info about STIs, I’m your woman 👌🏼🦠 #hachettechildrensbooks #hachettebooks #safesex #stis #joewilkinson (pls note the last two are in no way linked)
I can’t think of a better gift to receive on a Saturday morning, just in time for the start of @stictly_come_dancing 💃🏻 Thank you so much for the amazing treat @jamielaing and @candykittens 💞
Lovely week celebrating the much-deserved success of @daviniataylor ’s bestselling book, It’s Not a Diet, being sent beautiful flowers from the fabulous people over at @orionspring@thatpippawright , getting to spend lots of quality talking/eating time with @gillsmith25 , and completing the first leg of my acupuncture course 🙏🏼 🪡
#firstpostinages #reallymustgetbetteratthis #hopeyoureproudofme @whiledollysleeps 👌🏼😆
