Do you like this shirt? Do you want to own one? Do you want to see the cover of my new album? YOU CAN! You could even score a righteous J Ruhl hat or a copy of my new record (last picture is the cover of said record).
As of today, the GoFundMe to release my record is live. I’m trying to raise $5,000 to press 100 copies of my record, have t-shirts and hats made, and dupe some hapless PR professional into representing me.
And I built inventive levels into it!
Donate $20 - 2 free stickers
$50 - free shirt
$100 - free vinyl
$200 - free vinyl AND a shirt
$500 - free vinyl, both shirts, AND hat
$1000 - if you kick in a cool G and let it riiiide daddy-o you get everything and I’ll come play a one hour show for you either in person or via Skype.
Crowdfunding link is in my bio , I’ll keep you guys updated on the progress. Why’s it so expensive to make music?
The autumn equinox is upon us yet again!! Come on down to @distributionbar in the beautiful South Main Village of Fort Worth TX and dance around the bonfire with us as we celebrate the bountiful harvest with which Banbha has blessed our lands (#grateful).
Big thanks to @midsouther_meg and the whole @lostnsound_southmain crew for their tireless efforts at honoring the passing season.
No human sacrifice before 11pm we promise! Come for the feast, stay for the orgy!
@jordandyer@themarkrandall@hearfortworth@lostnsound_southmain@midsouther_meg
#banbha #autumnalequinox #pagan #orgy #bignakedorgy #necromancy #lostnsoundsouthmain #lostnsound #fortworthmusic #hearfortworth
Saterdey setember 21th, yes come! Down on to @distributionbar at 201 S Calhoun St #107, Fort Worth, TX 76104 and see what love has in store for you! Do you deals can handle like this? Is worth!
@themarkrandall@jordandyer@distributionbar
#hearfortworth #lostnsoundsouthmain #lostnsoundmusicfestival #lostnsound #fortworthmusic #originalmusic #robotlove #godmightbealiens #simulation
15 June! Exclamation point! Distribution Bar!! Double exclamation point!! @distributionbar As part of @lostnsound_southmain we are returning to the scene of the crime and flappling even MORE num than originally thought possible. I do not know who else will be there but I think @amygrantofficial is going to show up. She might not! Do you want me to make posters of this show? Do you have a specific song you want us to play? Do you have a flavor of banana bread you want to see at the merch table? Come on down to dipple burble bab and help us hiltew the viggums until the shaba goes down!
@the_cicada_ftw on June 28! The return of the Greeblezorp! @jakobcrobertson will also be there along with a surprise guest
I will be selling merch, original paintings, and of course banana bread. What kind of banana bread do you want?
#bananabreadkingoffortworth
Yes the Flapplebum. And thank god Greeblezorp was in town too. At Distribution Bar! @distributionbar@lostnsound_southmain ! With friends! I have a huge surprise you won’t want to miss! #surprise @themarkrandall@jordandyer@ethandorsettfw@brinpayne@jakekesslerOG did you read this far? Can I stop ranting? Have you ever wondering what animals think of us? I swear a squirrel watched me work outside for like 2 hours today, probably just trying to figure out what I wanted that tree gone for. Tree never hurt nobody. Tree just hang out and make shade. It’s ok little buddy. That tree was dead. A new tree will take its place. The cycle repeats.
Oh man what a treat to invite all you wonderful folks to our maiden voyage as a band. @jordandyer@themarkrandall@brinpayne@ethandorsettfw and I have been having a lot of fun jamming and we’re excited to finally get it on in public.
Saturday 5/18 at Distribution Bar (201 S Calhoun) @distributionbar at 9pm or so, playing until 10ish or whenever
It’s a free show so come hang out! @hearfortworth #hearfortworth #fortworthrocks #fortworthmusic #texassingersongwriter #texasmusic #spacemonkey #distributionbar @lostnsound_southmain #lostnsoundsouthmain #lostnsoundmusicfestival #lostnsound
That time of year again. Wishing a happy Festivus season to all you lovely lovers out there. But I’ve got a lot of problems with you people and now you’re going to hear about it.
#seinfeld #festivus
