Years ago I used to play my banjo in my act. Several times a drunk yelled out “play dueling banjos”. I said “Sir-when one person is doing something two people should be doing-it’s called masturbation”!!!!!
Worked a concert tonight at my regular job at the fairgrounds. I feel very good about myself now. I’m in my 70’s and I have a better lookin ass then alot of the women tonight walkin around with theirs hanging out!
