😴🚫👁️ DONT SLEEP, WATCH THESE ADS WE MADE 👁️🚫😴
The world really doesn’t want you to sleep, IKEA mattresses do though.
We live in the timeline where Netflix said sleep is its biggest competitor, that’s cooked.
We literally need sleep, but when you can cash in bigly by dominating eyeballs, everything has become engineered to keep us awake, but IKEA mattresses are ENGINEERED to keep you asleep. 🤯
New work with my boy @willlancaster_ and CD ledge @bshaffery
Directed by master mattress manipulator @erosv.xyz 🔥🔥🔥
In light of a potential victory by the Conservative Party in the upcoming election, we have proactively developed a campaign aimed at assisting young individuals in navigating the proposed policy of mandatory National Service.
To support this initiative, we have published a comprehensive guide outlining various strategies to avoid conscription.
We believe it is crucial to raise awareness about this issue at this pivotal moment and encourage all stakeholders to disseminate this information widely.
This guide is also available at .uk/
#nationalservice #ukpolitics #politics #UKelection #electionnews #labour #conservitive #libdem #green #reform #countbinface #peace #tory #tories #toriesout
Me and Will de-rusted Rust in Call of Duty MW2. Flash-bang is OP. Don’t like it? 1v1 me. Intervention QS only. Bringing a mate to spectate incase u r a rat. ✨
#fortniteismid #cod #gamer #epicgamermoments #rust #1v1 #intervention #callofduty #codwarzone
Sorry humans, this is for pets. 🐕🐈
🐶 Woof! Woof! Meow! Woof! Woof! 🐱
Good day and hello to both adoring and apathetic pet people! Did you know IKEA has a new pet collection? Well, they do.
To launch we’ve created the IKEA Pet Shopping Network - a livestream teleshopping channel where real pets sell the new IKEA pet collection to other pets (and maybe people)!
Meet Spitz, Meatball, and Mr. Purrkins - the 3 best teleshopping TV presenters TikTok Live has ever seen. It’s adequately tacky, drenched in pet friendly colours (that happen to be very IKEA) oh and there’s also puppies, kittens and a cat you can actually call on the phone. 📞07301429730
WE ARE LIVE RIGHT NOW SO PLEASE GO AND WATCH IT ON IKEA UK’S TIKTOK. THOSE PETS SHOULDN’T HAVE TO FACE THE CRUEL REALITY OF HAVING NO FANS!
Massive gratitude to the mega squad at @privateislandtv and of course @motherlondon love u all x
The words first wine made with grapes crushed by the feet of foot fetish icon @emilieraebux Go follow @simpwine2024 and if you’re into feet grab a bottle. 🍷😮💨🦶🏻🍇
Deffo our favourite and biggest project of the year. ( see what I did there 🧠)
Turkey is expensive.
So @willlancaster_ and I made a Turkey-Sized IKEA Meatball.
Affordable. Delicious. Absolutleymassive
It got in the news a bit in the UK.
But POPPED off in America. Obv. How could the United States of Cholesterol not immediately connect with a massive hunk of meat?
Meatballs are our everything now.
Mega shoutout to the epic meatball squad at Mother - Still dont know how we managed to sell it in or pull it off 😅
Shot by the excellent @martinpoolephotography
Made by the culinary talents of @therobincollective
Me and @willlancaster_ made three bits of work this year we are super proud of.
First up @trainline 🚂
Ticket machines are shit.
They are slow hunks of buttons and bolts.
Use Trainline instead and use the time saved to:
🐬 Learn all the dolphins on this MeEeeEtro cover wrap.
🛩️ Make a paper airplane out of this insert ad.
🐸 Watch this frog happily hippitty hop along this huge Waterloo billboard.
Always dreamed my voice acting debut would be playing a happy singing hot tub mascot. 🌳 New work for Gumtree 🌳
At Gumtree, the home of Good Finds, you definitely, and we mean definitely, do not need a jolly jiving, out of time tap dancing, hot tub shaped hot tub mascot to sell your hot tub. Good finds on Gumtree sell without the frills. Thanks.
🎬 Directed by the wonderfully weird @jimhosking 🎷Sound by @samashwell & @marcinp4wlik at @750_mph 🎼 Music and jingle from mrpape 💻 VFX from @timebasedarts
🌳 New work for Gumtree 🌳
Oh Jerry, how did that shouty man get into your home? You don't need some slightly orange tv presenter shouting about your Good Find to get it sold. At Gumtree Good Finds sell without all that frilly stuff. 🎬 Directed by the wonderfully weird @jimhosking 🎷Sound by @samashwell & @marcinp4wlik at @750_mph 🎼 Music and jingle from mrpape 💻 VFX from @timebasedarts
🌳 New work for Gumtree 🌳
That racket is not welcome here. Good Finds don’t need unnecessary fan fare. So put those pom poms down, get off that driveway and get on Gumtree. Good finds are waiting.
🎬 Directed by the wonderfully weird @jimhosking 🎷Sound by @samashwell & @marcinp4wlik at @750_mph 🎼 Music and jingle from mrpape 💻 VFX from @timebasedarts
