Remember kids, only YOU can prevent the elitist, fear mongering, unelected, genocidal, geo-political, money printing, central banking, silent-but-deadly shadow government fart cloud of evil from wofting into your own nostrils… ☠️
Are YOU actually the dumpster fire you wish the world wasn’t?
Something to think about! 🤭 Happy winter, stay up!
Yoooo We’re all doing super cool and ultra terrifying designs at @timeandtidetattoo tomorrow! Don’t get tricked into going somewhere else!! 👻 😈 👽 🎃 There’s also treats that aren’t full of dyes and chemicals, and temporary tats for the youngsters! See yall there!
Noh mask? More like yes mask… 🎭 😷 …bout 18 years tattooing and this was my first time doing one of these, super stoked on it…. I was gonna make a reel of me preparing for the tattoo, dancing, lip syncing, and making a complete fool out of myself while pretending to be genuine and spontaneous so I could get more attention, but I guess y’all will have to come get tattooed for that! Happy October! 👻 😈
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After what seemed like decades of ADHD fueled negligence and a legendary blooper reel, my bestie @aaron_s_coleman and I finally finished this project. This started as just the Pot Head poster and evolved to all four…these were super fun to make, even all the mistakes were great learning experiences. Knowing the two of us, it’s pretty amazing we got thru the project in one piece, no one got divorced, or fired. Thanks for checking it out yall!
😅 I’m proud to finally be able to show this one off… ‘preciate chu @lucidhalf , we fucking did it! The initial idea was a fishbowl of crazy concepts, enough to make your average tattooer person say something like “it’s too much, It won’t work, it’s not gonna look good because blah blah blah…” or whatever corny ass lazy tattooers say these days. Fortunately, no amount of questionable ideas or red flags can make me back down from anything! I love this shit, thank you so much to everyone who gets/has gotten/will get tattooed by me. ❤️ 🔥 ❤️ 🙏 ❤️ 🫡 ❤️ 😍 ❤️ 💯
Heyyyyy y’all! @tandembloomington is throwing a tattoo fundraiser on February 4th! All tat money will be donated! Check the designs out, scan the QR code in the last slide to book! 🙏 🙏 🙏
Ahhhhh…it’s that time of year again! ❤️ #LOVE is wofting thru the air like the cloud of ethylene glycol monobutyl ether, among other devastating chemicals, dumped into the environment in New Palestine, Ohio by Norfolk Southern! 😘 Yes, love makes us feel warm and fuzzy inside, burning with desire… not dissimilar to inhaling a huge plume of burning vinyl chloride! 💋 💋 💋 If y’all get a lil break from eating sugar and buying crap in an attempt to express emotion, come get one of these lovely love tattoo designs! It would be a great way to make up for the fact you forgot to make those Valentine’s Day dinner reservations! Be safe, physically and emotionally yall! 💕🔥😘🧁🫦💸😻💌🫶❤️🔥💝 #ichoochoochooseyou #valentines #valentinesdaytattoo #tattooflash #thatswhatyourewearing #wheredoyouwanttoeat #youok #itsnotyouitsme #capitalism #candy #swiperight #alchohol #sugar #loveislove #lovequotes #thanksinternet #thanksuniverse
Once upon a time, in a far away land, instead of completing my High school senior year Geometry final exam, I drew graffiti all over it… I mean completely covered it. Scribbled all over the damn thing, didn’t do a single math problem. I remember looking around at everyone actually solving the equations, and thinking “Man, what a bunch of dumbasses.” Yes, I was truly embodying that ancient sentiment, “fuck math”. Decades later, here I am, minding my own business, when geometry comes back…only this time it’s to fuck me, and it’s personal. Not being emotionally intelligent enough to back down (one of my strong suits), a cataclysmic battle ensued. Little old me vs. Math, yet again. Idk who won, it’s foggy, but since I’m telling the story, let’s say it’s me. If you see Math at a bar, hammered, maybe you will hear a different take on it. I look forward to meeting you again, math, and once again throwing you thru face first thru the window of universal providence and human willpower. I say all this to say this… kids, remember…it’s ok to scribble all over your math final, you just have to have the passion and drive to forge your own path…the only person who can prove your dreams are a stupid waste of time is YOU. Don’t sell yourself short. Stay smart y’all! ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ #smart #thanksuniverse #highiq #genius #indigochild #starbaby #unicorn #geometrictattoo #sacredgeometry #thanksinternet #blackandgreytattoo #mathmetician #geometry #jobfair #careerday #fuckmath #simplejack
