When I was a kid there was a commonplace joke - what's green and goes up and down all day?
... A gooseberry in a lift.
As I'm colour blind (standard red/green) I prefer to ask - What's grey and goes up and down all day?
Answers on a postcard to
Mrs Phyllis Pump,
61 Pump St
Organ St Jeswold on Avon .
This is my left index finger. Three and a half hours before a gig, the arrowed joint has decided to have an arthritic flare up, leaving it weak and painful.
This could be an interesting gig.
