Everybody knows the barefoot, white-T & jorts combo was my bread and butter back in the old days. It was such a hit in fact, the committee put me in charge of styling the next family photo. I had everyone dressed to a T, lookin smooth as can be. All was going according to plan, until I discovered that someone had washed my clothes in pure starch, and my whole outfit was stiff as cardboard. Unable to move my arms and legs, I stood firm as my family members assembled themselves for the photo. And just when I thought things couldn't go worse, a caravan of black SUVs pulled up to the scene. A security team jumped out, checked the perimeter, and opened the door of the main vehicle. Out stepped none other than...
@lukefoushee . I was flabbergasted, the realizations started flooding in, the look on his face assured me that it was him who had petrified my fresh fit, and sabotaged my moment of glory. He waddled over & stood right beside me, fresh haircut, soft clothes, designer belt... he had it all. With the inability to move a muscle, all I could do was stand there in saltiness as the camera flashed, and captured this very moment.
P.S. Happy Birthday Lil Bro
