when we were twelve we spent six straight hours making the world’s longest hopscotch course. it had rules, lore, a prison section, one square we can’t talk about (still can’t) and hidden shortcuts if you sang the troll lyrics to mc hammers hit song 2 legit 2 quit
i was put in charge of security after easton (my five yr old cheater brother) tried to skip from square 11 to square 40. we told him that was corruption and put him in prison
oakley (dog) walked to square 86 and she became our mayor
the skinny is dark clouds rolled in FAST as we stood and watched our million, nay, billion dollar creation dissolve away (i imagine this is how the Romans felt)
anyways B, like totally don’t worry you’re never getting your shirt back
in no particular order: less egg more flour, hike in jeans, seagulls run one of the most successful crime rings, floss in the woods, grampa is a diva (non negotiable), seagulls steal food not bc they’re hungry but bc they can also ty is a terrible driver
this was written by a human not AI
