My pick of the auctions during the liminal time warp that is betwixtmas.
1. 18th Century, bristol delft motto bowl, for the questionably soggy carrots and chewy turkey still knocking about.
2. Walnut drunkards chair, property of a Lord 1783, extra inches for anatomical slump.
3. Salvaged from an abbatoir bellies and pieces.....
1. This year we gave Rollo a brother, he's not quite sure what to do with him yet.
2. Stumbled upon our new home that has stood in the countryside waiting 250 years to meet us.
3. 2025, 2 under 2, LITERAL TRENCHES.
4. I left my heart in the model village.
5. This is how it feels to chew 5 gum (have 1 baby a year).
6. I'm trying to explain to a 1 year old you must feel the fear and do it anyway but he cannot hear me above the death knell of the velociraptor, 5 laps of solitude around dino jeep safari might have been the longest break i've had?
7. 2 years of planet earth for the remarkable life force, half dog half boy we named Rollo.
8. I have enough photographic evidence to prove the adam sandler effect is real.
9. No my children are not in nursery they are in the horse and groom playing shut the box whilst i chong cappuccinos.
10. Dear Lord.
11. Rudyards first christmas, obligatory low resolution husband photo.
Have a google for news on Rafah, watch aljazeera news on YouTube for a bit. Our British government has aided a brutal massacre of innocent children and families already experiencing the worst conditions on earth today. They are bombing refugee tents? Our gov are also spending public money defending the psychotic people carrying out genocide and blowing babies and children into pieces whilst we watch. #superbowl
Highlight of covd Christmas 22 is the most delish californication era documentary on YouTube. Opening in Japan red Flea in this vision hoodie is my entire life - why is Dave Grohl looking like the biggest LAD and there was some insane cameos from Chris rock and woody harrelson doing yoga backstage 🥲.
