Patrick Gallagher

@itsmellslikepatrick

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The Easter Bunny is real and we're in love
18 3
9 days ago
I am the crab man coo coo ca choo
11 3
3 months ago
Newly released texts from Reddit r/memes moderator and billionaire Elon Musk to Jeffrey Epstein #elon #epsteinfiles #comedyvideo
12 3
3 months ago
Why is Pizza Hut keeping this secret?
3 0
3 months ago
I needed more @heatedrivalrycrave until I found this
12 1
3 months ago
Character development at the groundlings with other people who I dont know very well
32 3
1 year ago
Hes sweeter than cream and cooler than ice
4 0
1 year ago
Fun at Groundlings. Im amazing
13 0
1 year ago
Becoming the dead eyed greed pilled shark i always knew i could be Stay tuned for the dutch auctioning of my soul
11 0
2 years ago
Why'd they put all this water here? #TheOceanIsntReal #conspiracy #conspiracytheory #conspiracytheories #newworldorder #illuminati #truth #nwo #fDryearth #wakeup #scary #creepy #covid #agenda #trump #truthseeker #scaryfacts #creepyfacts #scarystories #creepyfact #creepypasta #horrorstories #mindcontrol #creepystories #ufo #conspiracyfiles #love #scaryfact #aliens #nasa
10 4
3 years ago
I pull off puffy
15 1
3 years ago
The water pours in blue with foam Turning to a shallow green as it combines with the curacao and orange drink mix from the tourists cocktail too far Rhythm and gossip fill the thick humid air A quick dropping of eaves clears your mind of the usual stream of anxiety But only briefly as you worry Did I eat enough charred Dominican chicken to be satisfied Did I eat too much Is that man more attractive than I am Ill bet I'm a more interesting conversation Yes, I am a better time At least after a few cocktails of rum, curacao and orange drink mix to give a jarringly quick boost to my spirits lifting me out of the usual seemingly perpetual pit of wallow and despair I wish so dearly this was my base state My buzz follows the tide as my casual bereft of chalance demeanor is taken from me by the familiar wail of a sober pondering mind What better way to wrangle rational self torment and doubt than to return to Andre the Dominican bartender with the voice like that of a grinding zipline whose speed is only matched by his gifted dexterouse display of aerial rum and syrup Juggling each bottle catching them at phalice height and suggestively pouring into your cup as if to say "this one's from me" As I'm interrupted by the present to take a picture my shoe is submerged in brine and I consider myself alive if only briefly Back to the gift shop economy corrupted gateway to paradise was just an hours bus ride through jungles presumably once pristine now littered with disposable remains of good times passed So soon will we Wow you can just copy a bunch of popular tags off a site #dominicanrepublic #travel #drinking #nature #travelphotography #photography #love #photooftheday #instagood #travelgram #picoftheday #instagram #beautiful #wanderlust #naturephotography #adventure #art #travelblogger #instatravel #landscape #depression #summer #explore #vacation #follow #traveling #anxiety #bhfyp
11 2
3 years ago