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I’m back on tour! Tix on sale now @ ilanaglazer.com
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All tickets for my 2026 stand up tour are officially LIVE today at 10AM local time!❤️ Go to IlanaGlazer.com (link in bio), select your city, and enjoy! P.S. Just added a 2nd show for Glasgow 😘 More coming!
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2 months ago
Thank you @paramountaustin for 2 shows last night. The energy was so good. Watch out for Waymo, y’all. Lookin forward to the next time. 📸 @dusana
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23 hours ago
This week on It’s Open, we’re thrilled to partner with @perfectunion to bring you an episode dedicated to DATA CENTERS: what they are, why they suck, and how local, non-partisan organizing to stop them is WORKING. This fight matters, and it’s one we can win.
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1 day ago
Atlanta & Dallas - like, you opened your arms to me and pressed my head on your big heaving bosom. I can’t wait to see you next time & I love you.
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2 days ago
It’s so dark when it isn’t even about money anymore. And like - girl, I have OCD tendencies, too, but I don’t go around destroying people & the planet about it.
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2 days ago
The formula here is simple.
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3 days ago
This was a fun one: “Explain It to Me Like I’m High” with @ilana . How do we fix our housing crisis? More apartments … and more (housing) coupons.
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3 days ago
Let’s set the vibe and ride it thru the Midterms. Check out what’s happening in Tennessee right now. Let’s protect the polls. Every American deserves to vote safely & for it to be counted fairly.
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4 days ago
This system does not even accept profit; only growth, at this point. And guess who’s being counted as capital 🙃 Us.
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5 days ago
Oh so this is strength?! This is power?!! This is masculinity!? Girl, this is not about making the U.S. safe from criminals, this is about people in power with no self-worth tryna feel anything. Bye 👋🏼
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6 days ago
If haters had their basic needs met, they wouldn’t be hating half as much.
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7 days ago
Vancouver, thank you for your big hearts & belly laughs. Felt goood to be back at @voguetheatre & you better believe I ate a couple fistfuls of ketchup chips in my hotel room after the show. And thank you for gettin ‘em goin @breannewilliamson but I’m mad at you for buying me those ketchup chips 🥫🥔 In Love with my new @ramy merch 😍
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8 days ago